at about 67 million years ago at the crack of dawn in a jungle swamp area, what would be the first 5 things that you do? -you go to sleep with just PJs on. 1. Think to myself "grandmas shit aint half bad" 2. think I'm tweakin and try to go back to sleep 3. hear some loud ass dino roars, and freak the fuck out that she may have laced me up 4. find ancient dinosaur weed high up in the mountains as I rush to escape the rising swamp waters, but i have no papers or fire, so I eat it and get SUPER baked again!! 5. probably just sit there and watch this is how our earth was without humans, just huge ass animals coexisting. enjoy it and once the high comes down I go back to sleep daaaamn I'm high Sent from my intergalactic spaceship hotbox
OK so I'm presuming I've already seen the dinosaurs and deduced what has happened and you are asking for my next 5 things. 1. I guess if find shelter first so I have somewhere to run and hide if needed. 2. Then I'd find some water and food, maybe make some weapons.and hunt giant bugs. 3. Start smoking random plants till I find one that gets me high. 4. Enjoy the rest of my life as a hermit farmer who get stoned and munches on giant bugs and watched dinosaurs do their thing. 5. Proffit? -yuri
haha random plants part made me laugh, how would u smoke them though, and what if they were poisonous 😲 Sent from my intergalactic spaceship hotbox
I haven't seen 3, but I'd like to see a T-Rex in real life. We were @ the Zoo last year on a busy Saturday. Beautiful weather, ton of people all over. At the Lion exhibit they had a fairly famished rescue male and female hanging out lazily in their compound. Since there were a lot of people, chatter and kids yelling was heard everywhere. Until the male stood up. He roared @ the crowd once, and about 100 people S T F U on the spot. There was no "oooh" or "aahh" , just silence. The chatter resumed shortly thereafter, but for those few seconds after the roar no one spoke. Most didn't move even. This wasn't even a particularly large male, but the sheer vocals he could produce were fascinating. It was like a powerful stereo system rumbling. Since then I've been wondering what it must be like when a T-Rex roars at something point blank.
I wouldnt just feed myself to a t rex just yet I'd probably be sittin up on a rock somewhere and look at all these creatures we've pondered over so much for so long and admire it Sent from my intergalactic spaceship hotbox
i would be thankful that i wore my shorts to bed last night and would have had my knife on me. I would have used it to make a spear by tying it to a branch. I would use the spear to catch fish. Then I would use the knife make kindling to build a fire in order to cook the fish.
You just need to find the shamanic dinosaur tribe and see what they smoke. It's dangerous just smoking random shit, you gotta be logical brother.
man. We are talking about.lost world scenario. By yourself, no technology, no friends, giant monsters.. You'd be lucky if you got to try to smoke random shit bbefore dying -yuri
I think knowing how completely fucked you are might just dispel fear entirely. Who knows what a person with nothing to lose might do.
Weapon, shelter, water, food, armor in that order. Then of course find a baby dinosaur and raise it as my own. And a second dinosaur that I'll gut to use its skin as camo. At some point I'd probably rape a dinosaur. Not even for pleasure, just for a the power trip. But in the end I'd commit suicide.
get high off of ancient doobage dance with dinosaurs. write my name on a cave wall. try out the neanderthal pussy. train a T-rex to be my dog spot. wait for my trip to end. put the rest of that particular doobage into a jar and only break it out on special occasions.