Blind man walks into a bookstore....

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by smokinokie, May 6, 2015.

  1. ...and picks his seeing eye dog up by the tail and starts twirling him around above his head. The clerk sees this and rushes over to him.
     
    Clerk: "Sir! May I help you?"
    Blind Man: "No thanks. We're just looking around."

     
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  2. Superman takes the day off.

    He decides hes not gonna fight any crime today. He calls batman and says, batman lets go fishing. We fight crime everyday, lets take the day off. Batman says no superman, i have to much crime to fight. Spiderman says the same thing so superman says screw it,im gonna take the day off and enjoy it by myself! So superman takes off through the air like a rocket. He dicides to fly by the beach. As hes flying over the beach he sees wonder woman lying in the sun butt naked. He thinks to himself, I could fly down there like a speeding bullet and tag that ass real quick and shell never know what hit her. So he flys down super fast and tags that ass real quick like and takes back off before she knew what hit her. All of a sudden wonder woman rolls over and says, what in the hell was that? The invisible man says ,I dont know but my ass really hurts.

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  3. My favourite drawings at the muhammad cartoon festival in texas were the two chalk outlines out front.
     

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