First time getting high

I've been smoking mids for about 1 year now. I enjoy the mellow feeling i recieve, and it really calms my nerves after a stressful day. I have a couple buddies who invited me over to smoke one day and we all shared a small joint. One of them is a complete stoner and has been smoking dank for awhile, and the other was new. We all hit the same amount and the typical banter between a newbie and my seasoned vet went on. Needless to say, I was sitting on the river bank fishing and my stoner buddy was trying to get the newbie out of a tree. When we were heading home my stoner buddy was asking me what it was like, I pretty much told him it was no different from what i'm used too, so he offered me the chance to smoke dank at his house. I was willing to try something new so i accepted his offer. The next week he invited me over to his house and the first thing i thought was wierd was his means on how to smoke it. He got an empty milk gallon,  and made a waterfall bong. To all you new smokers out there, NEVER hit from a waterfall bong. So when it was finally made we let the water lose outside, let the gallon fill with smoke, and he let me take the first inhale. I made the mistake of clearing 2/3 of the entire thing in one long inhale. I was coughing and spitting for about 3 minutes. I almost puked 2-3 times and this was all before the i felt the effects. My entire esophagus was on fire for a couple more minutes and the pain put me on my stomach for awhile.  When the effects finally did get to me, which didn't take long, i was lying on the floor enjoying the feels. About 20 mins into it however, i turned into a complete wreck. I pretty much fought his pit bull with my head for about 30mins, pretended to jerk off infront of his sister, and buried myself in blankets. What i didn't realize till after was i was making really raunchy jokes the entire time. I finally went to sleep about 1 hour later with a pretty bad headache. The entire time I couldn't walk very well, and the next day i could only compare it to being completely shit-faced, Moral of the story, Dank will fuck you up.