Bums living in the attic

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Deleted member 281310, Apr 26, 2015.

  1. Have you ever encountered a bum living in your attic? 

     
  2. How would this even happen?
     
  3. A bum enters your house through an open window as your sleeping and goes into your attic, living soley off canned foods and or MREs. Said bum only comes down when you are away or sleeping.
     
  4. Lol best response I have ever seen in the city 10/10!
     
  5. Well more fool you for having such shitty security mate lol

    Im sure bums are protected like bats in your attic. You need to leave them be until they move on by themselfs.
     
  6. Said bum gets his ass ate by my dog.....
     

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  7. Haha it would easily be solved by bringing my mom's wolf over.
     
  8. hey that's a nice dog
     
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    Why would the bum have to eat canned food or MRE's? I'd think one of the main attractions for Mr. or Ms. Bum living in your attic would be the easy access to your kitchen where they could eat your food at their leisure, make tasty Bum Snacks and drink all of your booze.
     
  10. Most attics are just rafters and drywall for floor for the most part, I think you would find out when he came through your ceiling.
     
  11. Nail the hatch shut and listen to him get weaker as he starves to death.
     
  12.  
    No dry wall for flooring in own attic, half fully exposed rafters, the other have has plywood over it.
     
    I would open up the attic everymorning and place some fresh food and water for the bum..
    Thats probably why I cant ever get them to leave.. Do Not Feed the Bums!
     
  13. that too when your on vacation and stuff
     
  14. i thought you said you wouldn't tell anyone you found me up there....[​IMG]
     
    jokes aside, if i found someone in my attic then it would be on the 10 o'clock news...
    "armed man finds bum in attic. uses arms to roll and light fattys. gets bum really fucking high. news at 10"
     
    ya, pretty much just like that [​IMG]
     
  15. They'd have to be dead silent. The urine an feces smell woulf give them away in the first week.
     
  16. I usually just invite them to freely live up there if they need.


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  17. OP are you a bum thinking about living in someone's attic?
     
  18. I don't have an attic. I don't live in a house that has an attic. You're SOL, OP/Future bum.
     
  19. You've obviously never tried a spaghetti and meat mre. Best meal on the planet
     

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