A bum enters your house through an open window as your sleeping and goes into your attic, living soley off canned foods and or MREs. Said bum only comes down when you are away or sleeping.
Well more fool you for having such shitty security mate lol Im sure bums are protected like bats in your attic. You need to leave them be until they move on by themselfs.
Why would the bum have to eat canned food or MRE's? I'd think one of the main attractions for Mr. or Ms. Bum living in your attic would be the easy access to your kitchen where they could eat your food at their leisure, make tasty Bum Snacks and drink all of your booze.
Most attics are just rafters and drywall for floor for the most part, I think you would find out when he came through your ceiling.
No dry wall for flooring in own attic, half fully exposed rafters, the other have has plywood over it. I would open up the attic everymorning and place some fresh food and water for the bum.. Thats probably why I cant ever get them to leave.. Do Not Feed the Bums!
i thought you said you wouldn't tell anyone you found me up there.... jokes aside, if i found someone in my attic then it would be on the 10 o'clock news... "armed man finds bum in attic. uses arms to roll and light fattys. gets bum really fucking high. news at 10" ya, pretty much just like that
I usually just invite them to freely live up there if they need. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum mobile app
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