What is a beer boner?

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Twistedweather, Apr 20, 2015.

  1.        My buddies and I went to a party. We arrived a bit late and the keg was empty.  I inquired to the host if I could get a brew.  He told me they had just picked up some beer and it was in the freezer. 
        Very soon after a cold beer was presented to me.  She told me "Here ya go, it's frozen so don't get a beer boner"...and then walked off.
     
    So what is a beer boner?
    thanks

     
  2. Beer boner- Getting overly excited and slightly aroused when thinking, talking about, or drinking beer.
     
  3. A beer boner is when you get a boner before you drink your beer. It usually only happens when a frothy frozen mug of Germany's finest brew is served but when a can or bottle is frozen, it can signal a false alarm in your brain and it'll start to think you have a frothy frozen mug of Germany's finest brew when really it's just a sad frozen Natural Light.


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  4. Shit
    I always thought it was that boner you got after about 6 beers...
    Then you wanna stick it in your friends girlfriends turd cutter.

    Different times
     
  5. Oh Internets, when will you cease to amaze me?
     
    [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N463I5zsgyY[/media]
     
  6. Germany's finest can't hold a candle to Kansas Citie's finest!

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  7. Haha, to each their own. I personally can't stand wheat beer but my dad loves it.


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  8. It's not for everyone. It is the first kind of beer I realized I actually liked. Before that I thought all beer tasted like piss. But now I like all kinds of beers. One kind I am really not into though is IPA's. They are super popular here though. Way too hoppy for me.
     
  9. that boner you always get when you drink beer :p
     
  10. LMFAOFF!!! F'n A is right bro.

    Females aren't ever ready for the Whiskey Dick.


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  11. Well based on the context i would say it's when you open a partially frozen beer and it just keeps foaming out the top. Looking similar to a ejaculating penis?
     
  12. #13 Danerrr, Apr 28, 2015
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    That makes perfect sense actually ...


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  13. shouldnt sexual arousal at the sight of beer be a warning sign? o_O
     
  14. For me there is no such thing as a beer boner. Even a little bit of alcohol renders my dick innopperable.
     
  15. I've got a vodka boner right now. A beer boner is when you have sex with beer and it gives you a boner OBVIOUSLY
     
  16. I get weed boners, alcohol doesn't turn me on


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  17. I get chubbed up when I have to piss super bad when I'm drinking beer lol

    But full hard on not sure that completely possible


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  18. I get chubs when I have to pee !


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  19. Boulevards smokestack series is the way to go.


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