Need to pass a drug test in 22 days HELP

Could try exercising. Alot of water. Cranberry juice.


Everyones a genius in their own mind

 

THC metabolites are fat soluble, not water soluble. The only way to get rid of them is to burn the fat cells they're in, so time, exercise, and food are the only things that will actually 'flush' them out of your body. Large amounts of water, grape/cranberry juice, diuretics, etc., aren't going to do anything for you, unless you're chugging them right before the test in an attempt to dilute.
 
Seeing as that you're small and have low body fat, I would bet that 22 days of abstinence would be plenty for you, unless you smoked very heavily for a long time beforehand. To make sure, hit the road or the gym. Run, bike, swim, lift, etc. Anything you buy at a head shop that claims to flush you out is more than likely a scam. Good luck to you.

 

don't workout,run, exercise for the few days before the test, so you don't release more THC.

 

It's quite simple: don't smoke marijuana.

But really by how you described yourself Id say it's safe to say you don't have anything to worry about.


I feel like a piece of garlic bread

 

I have one trick that might save ya in case you're really sketched out.
 
A friend of mine was on probo a few years ago. He would drink lots of water and piss a few times before going in for his test so his urine would be diluted. Then he'd put yellow food dye on the tip of his pee pee, that way the diluted urine would have some yellow color to it, and he passed every time he did this. 

 

I just got a job & I had to pass a piss test & I just got a call today and he said everything looked great!
What I did was;
Exercise until I was sweating buckets, took baths in REALLY hot water and stayed until I was sweating profusely, drank a lot of water, monster drinks, and cranberry juice.
You don't need anything from a head shop.
 

 

3 hrs before your test eat 2 TBLS OF BAKING SODA and drink a GALLON OF WATER guranteed to pass

 

Sounds dangerous, OP should try it.

 

RIP OP's bladder haha
 
Seriously OP, I'm 5' 8", 135lbs, and I was nearly clean in just under two weeks (light-moderate use, 3 or 4 times a week). 22 days is more than likely plenty of time.

 

22 days is long enough for a pee test. Just dont smoke.
 
I get drug tested evry 3 months and I am taller and weigh more than you and I pass even when i have smoked two weeks before.
 
You'd never pass a blood or hair test though

 

I dont know what's up with the baking soda but as an extra measure I drink a shit ton of water about 4 hours before the ets since it takes me about two hours to need to pee and then I end up peeing contansly until it's almost clear. You dont want too clear because they'll just redo the test anyway and plus they are not stupid and realize what you are doing.

 

you should buy some of those testing strips you get from the local drug store like CVS or wallgreens. this way you can see where you are at as far as passing or not. these will get you in the ball park at least.
 
no more smoking. not even one more time. you will probably pass if you just stay clean. as others have recommended lots of exercise and water. masking / flushing / diluting drinks can work. lots of people pass with them. i never had any luck to be honest. i always used synthetic urine to pass job related drug screens. but in your case i would try one. it will be more of an insurance policy. just a little helping hand so to speak.
 
one more thing...if you are having trouble motivating yourself to go run {running is really the best way to burn off the fat that holds the thc that will metabolite into the shit they actually test your urine for.} just pretend that the police are after you and if you don't run far enough or fast enough your ass is going directly to jail. i mean, its kind of true isn't it? 
 
good luck bro 

 

I hope that none of the senior members take offence to this post, but I felt I needed to put in my 2 cents before this guy, at best, fails his test and at worst, does physical harm to himself! First off, XxGanjaSmoker420xX, you were unlucky enough to have posted to the wrong forum. GC's "Need to pass a drug test? Ask here" is the best, most informative test passing forum on the web. The first step in assisting someone that comes to you for detoxing advice is to have them self-test. Amazon sells a tester called, Utest-o-meter, it will give your approx. THC levels between 20 and 100ngs. My advice to you is to buy one, get your results, then post them on the forum along with date of test, exercising and eating habits. Not sure you'll have enough time to test naturally, if not, don't worry. There are other ways. Hey, GC's senior members, no offense intended. What you have built here is the world's best Stoner's sit and chat place. I totally love what you have created and am only trying to help.