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Drug test in 2 days

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by sharkwave540, Apr 15, 2015.

  1. I got hired at a company about a month ago, no drug test involved but we're in the leisure industry so more then half of us probably smoke. Found out that the company is going through ownership change and today after filling out paperwork I was told I need to take a drug test by Thursday.

    The problem is I've been smoking everyday, sometimes twice a day for a couple of months. I do have the advantage of having a really fast metabolism, I weigh 185lbs at 6'3" but I don't think just playing the waiting game is going to be enough.

    If anything does happen, I do have another job to fall back on without debts... but it kind of sucks, I've never been in this situation. I heard of this jelly that you put in your drink (or eat it?) and it absorbs the thc cells so when you urinate it's usually undetectable if done right. I don't know if anyone has any experience with this method or knows anything better, but would appreciate any first hand tips.
     
  2. Just noticed the official drug test thread, I'll get around to it when I'm not on my phone
     
  3. Hey man have u thought bout synthetic urine.. think about it man
     
  4. #4 Yokd, Apr 15, 2015
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    Just get a traveling shampoo bottle with someone elses piss, keep the container on you for an hour, then go take the test. Keep the container inside your boxers because you will have to empty out your pockets. You can also put the container under your arm pit. The urine has to be between 98-90 degrees. Good luck.
     
  5. Ok been doing some research, the product I was thinking of was Certo which turns out there's no evidence that says it will work.

    It looks like my best bet is to use synthetic urine or properly dilute my pee by drinking lots of water or Gatorade the day with creatine and B12.

    I should mention the company testing me is eScreen using an eCup
     
  6. #6 Yokd, Apr 15, 2015
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    Ask a friend for his piss. You're overcomplicating things. My friend just passed a drug test doing the method that I told you. I have used a football girdle to store the container.
     
  7. #7 sharkwave540, Apr 16, 2015
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    I'm pretty much fucked there because all of my friends smoke, the ones who don't aren't the type of people I would even think of asking. You know, they ask if you smoked recently, I say "yup", they go "but whyyyyyy" yeah I'm not getting shit from them. I like the football gridle idea though...
     
    My game plan is based on N2's dilution method; I started taking creatine pills 24 hours ago, my drug test is due in less then 12 hours. I avoided exercise and started eating more fatty/meaty/high-calorie food. I stocked up on chewable aspirin, b-complex (containing 100mg of b2), gatorade. Going to start chugging that gatorade when I wake up with B and aspirin. Piss a couple of times, go in and piss in the cup midstream.
     
    I'm considering calling around headshops in the morning for Quickfix synthetic urine, or calling my doctor to see if he can prescribe Marinol which supposedly a lot of doctors will do that in my city. I just wish I could have known about that earlier because the prescription would then be the day of the drug screening lol...
     
    About to take an at home piss test, post the results here and go to bed.
     
     
    Edit:
    I failed my home drug test.
     
  8. I ultimately decided to go with the Quickfix 6.0 version. Bought these sports boxers with a pocket where a cup would go. Went to 711 down the street, heated my "sample" for 10 seconds, rubber banded the hand warmer it came with and checked in.

    I'm nervous because the sign on the door said this was a DOT test and the receipt indicates my sample is being sent to a lab in Kansas.

    Now we play the waiting game.
     
  9. nice, but just curious why couldnt you get quickfix 6.1???
     
  10.  
    Certo is hit or miss. It's not guaranteed to work for everybody, it depends on the person, how much they smoke, and body weight. But that being said you can still fail it if you don't get the timing right. Timing is key when it comes to Certo because those results are only temporary. I know of people that passed with this method and people who have failed with it. Take my word, you're better off using synthetic urine. Trust me, it will work. 
     
  11. Yer personal experience here too.. i use ultraklean
     
  12. I talked to other people at my job who said they're manager was notified within 10 minutes of taking the test so by my sample being sent to a lab somewhere is concerning however I learned that there are states testing for key ingredients in synthetic but kansas isn't one of them. I'll post later gotta go
     
  13. how'd it go op?


    Sent from my igloo in Canada.
     
  14. #14 sharkwave540, Apr 18, 2015
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    So far so good. I'm not even asking about it. One of my managers wanted to know if I heard anything yet I said "no not really" and mentioned about my sample being sent to another state she asked if I drank anything special (I didn't) and if I'm worried about passing, told her I'm just going with the flow. Whatever happens happens.

    Just being vague, trying not to get myself in trouble but pretty much everyone smokes around here so I know they're worried. I think they know for sure I smoke I'm just not coming out and saying it blatantly.

    Also, they just didn't have the 6.1 version but they should be the same fake ass piss.
     
  15. With them sending your sample off I'm assuming there's was a discrepancy and they're sending it for more testing. Home all is well for you bro! Cheers


    -Your point is as pointless as describing colors to a blind man.-
     
  16. Thanks man I'll be sure to update
     
  17. Sending positive vibes your way OP.

    May the weed gods give you favor
     
  18. Where can you buy the temperature strips
     
  19. I bought a CVS thermometer but that was before I found out about a temperature gauge being on the bottle itself.
     
  20. I think you will be fine. When i drop they use one of those smart looking cup things.. it checks for temp and drugs.. then they pull out the adulterant chart. It checks fror creatine, PH, specific gravity etc etc.. if anything is to high or low they will notice. Anyway hope you pass and i think you will
     

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