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Need to pass an eScreen drug test 6 days after smoking

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by LonelyStonerx, Apr 12, 2015.

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  1. #1 LonelyStonerx, Apr 12, 2015
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    Hey, so I applied at Walmart place and got an interview, everything went well, and they called me back with the job offer and said I had to come in and then go do a drug test at a clinic on Monday. I took a tolerance break last Friday to Sunday night, when I took 1 dab. Then I took a day off and smoked a bowl last Tuesday. I only weigh 115 pounds, and I've been smoking a few bowls a day for a few years. So I'm pretty confident that if I use diuretics like coffee and cranberry juice, and dilute my pee day of in addition to taking B12 to make it yellow, that I'll pass. 
     
    I'm still pretty nervous though because I really do need the job. I plan on getting a Magnum Detox drink from my local headshop which is basically just a precaution in addition to my dilution (and how I'll be getting the B12). And I know, detox drinks are probably a lot of bullshit, but again I'm pretty sure I could pass anyway and I just want to be sure, plus it has a 100% money back guarantee. It has instructions on how much to water to drink after drinking it, but I'm not sure how much I should actually drink before I go in. I just want to do everything I can that doesn't cost a lot of money to make sure I pass. Any advice, or methods that I haven't thought of yet?
     
    Thanks 

     
  2. #2 CloneMan, Apr 12, 2015
    Synthetic pee and a hand warmer on bottle
     
  3. #3 LonelyStonerx, Apr 12, 2015
    I would but 
    1. Don't know anyone I'm comfortable with asking for their urine, and don't have any local place that sells it/enough time to ship.
    2. I went with a friend to do her drug test and they make you sit in the clinic for like over half an hour sometimes, plus I'm an awkward nervous person who can't hide shit like that without looking sketchy.
    3. I'd like some second opinions but I do think I'm good to pass considering how damn skinny I am and how fast my metabolism is.
     
  4. #4 CloneMan, Apr 12, 2015
    No dude you miss understood me. Go back to your head shop and ask if they have fake piss.
     
  5. #5 LonelyStonerx, Apr 12, 2015
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    I've already done that man, I would have considered doing that if they had it, I checked all around town. 
     
  6. #6 LonelyStonerx, Apr 15, 2015
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    I passed! I can vouch that if you weigh less than 115 pounds and need to piss clean in a weeks notice, it certainly is possible. I just exercised lightly, stayed well hydrated, drank about 2 liters of cranberry juice a couple days before, and used a Magnum Detox drink day of. I drank a lot of water morning of and was really full after I drank the detox drink and the instructed 16oz of water after it. I peed 3 times before I took the test after that. 
     
  7. #7 sharkwave540, Apr 15, 2015
    I need to take a drug test by eScreen by Thursday. Do they pat you down or anything. I've considered synthetic urine but I'll probably go through the dilution route
     
  8. #8 LonelyStonerx, Apr 16, 2015
    No, they made me empty my pockets though. They won't feel up in your junk anywhere except if you're on probation I would assume. 
     
  9. #9 M3DICIN3MAN420, Apr 16, 2015
    I just wear a pair of spandex shorts and tuck the bottle of synthetic urine. Worked great.
     
  10. #10 OneOfTheGoodOnes, Apr 16, 2015
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    The only sure fire way to pass a drug test is to stop toking until you can pass a home drug test,  then apply for jobs.
     
    Otherwise it's just a Crap shoot.
     
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