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First post, typical questions for passing a drug test.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Whatwhatwhatomg, Apr 11, 2015.

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  1. Hey guys this is my first post ever and I had a serious question that I'm beginning to panic about. So, three weeks ago, I had spring break, and I actually took it really easy. I only smoked twice. First time, me and my friend smoked 2 bowls together, and I barely got high. Second, I caught up with some friends, we all smoked, and I only got two hits, one of which was cashed already, then we left to do other things. Before spring break, I hadn't smoked in a solid month, and before THAT, I was smoking only once a week or even less because I needed to concentrate on schoolwork.
    But here's the dealio. I recently got a job at a nice restaurant, but they're requiring me to take a drug test. I thought I was fine, but my friend let me use an at home test she had lying around so I could be sure beforehand. I take it, and sure enough, THC pops up with a big fat positive. Fuuuuuuuck. I was supposed to take the real test today, and I managed to squirm out of it, but my mom is making me go this Monday. My parents have NO idea I smoke, and are the type of parents that teach the whole weed-will-ruin-your-life-everyone-that-smokes-are-burdens-to-society etc. etc. I love them, but disagree with them on a lot of stuff. So a few questions.
    1) Does niacin really help? I've heard mixed opinions on it, but if it works, I'll definitely take it, but I'd rather not waste money on it if it doesn't.
    2) Is using someone else's pee worth it? how hard is it to hide/keep warm/etc?
    3) How am I still positive for thc? I'm definitely not a chronic smoker and thought for sure I'd be good for this, and was honestly surprised when it came up positive for THC.
    4) anything I can do the next 3 days to help my chances of passing?
    5) If all else fails and I fail this test, what's a good excuse for suddenly not getting this job to my parents? They know I got it, and that I have a drug test. Should I say they didn't want me anymore? They didn't like my hours? I kind of need a backup in case this doesn't work. This is my first job and is a big deal to me as well as them.
    Sorry if I typed way too much, I had to unload this on here because I'm worried, and I got too cocky and thought I had this in the bag. Haha just realized I practically typed up a novel. Thanks for any help guys. :)
     
  2. I'm assuming that this is just a urine test? If so, you need to pony up them $45-ish bucks and just get the Whiz Kit. Girl I WISH all I had to worry about was a piss test. That's the easiest to pass if that's what the issue is.
     
  3. I am not 100 percent sure how much niacin helps. I believe it does help you burn body fat which would help eliminate the THC on a longer timeline, but its not really an oh shit solution.

    Using someone else's pee can be easy. You need to get it fresh if you're going to do it, as urine does break down. The biggest struggle after finding a friend with clean pee, is keeping the pee at the right temp, which is paramount to success. Basically just google substitution methods if you're going to go that route. Also, just find a friend with clean piss don't waste your money on that fake shit if you can get real clean urine.

    People have drastically different times it takes THC metabolites to leave their system. That being said, if you have a good metabolism and relatively low body fat, I can't see why you would still be positive. Are you sure you used the at home drug test right? Might be worth picking one up from Walgreen's or something to confirm. Because if you are definitely positive, substitution may be a valid option for you.

    In short, just about nothing is going to help you 3 days out, you should double check if your positive, if you are, think about substituting or trying to dilute.

    I would just level with your parents, they aren't going to kick you out of the house or anything crazy, my parents were the same way to me in high school and now I'm about to graduate college and are chill as a cucumber about the fact that I get high. Their biggest concern is most likely that you will get arrested and ruin your life that way, not that weed is some demonic substance.

    Good luck
     
  4. RMJL, on 07 Mar 2015 - 6:43 PM, said:
     
    Typically, when people state that they still live with their parents, they do so because they are minors. If you don't want anyone to believe that you are a minor (underage), then don't state that you live with your parents.
     That being said, if it's your parent's house and they don't want something that could put them in jail within their home, then show them respect and don't have it there...or move out.
     We do not tolerate these types of threads and will introduce something within the Forum Guidelines that states as much.
     
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