Noobs pretending they know more about weed than they do

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Emily143, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. So I don't have a problem smoking with noobs/ inexperienced smokers. But most of the noobs I've smoked with try to pretend they are more experienced with weed than they are, which just results in them looking like a dumbass.
    Like one girl I smoked with, was talking about how she had smoked weed before. Kinda rudely actually, I told her my dealer charges $50/eighth which in my town is pretty standard. She started bitching about how I need to find a better dealer because her 'dealer' (lol she doesn't even have a dealer) gets her 10 grams for $30. Which is total bullshit, and just makes her look stupid.

    Actually smoking with noobs is fun because you can pass on info to them, and kinda be their instructor and teach them all the things you've learned in your however long of smoking. But no, they always insist "they know" whenever I tell them any advice then proceed to totally fuck everything up.

    The girl I smoked with ended up blowing into my bong, sending my weed flying everywhere. Just sat there and watched me clean up her mess. Took her forever to hit the bong right. Ugh why can't noobs just admit they don't know what they're doing. There's no shame, I was a noob too once not that long again.
    Sorry for the long rant haha
     
  2. I just go along with whatever people say to make them feel good. Don't like being a condescending dick.
     
  3. I can switch off to people like that lol
     
  4. i hate when people do that, if your new its all good ill teach you, smoke you down, and enjoy it the whole time. If your new and try to bullshit me with stuff like what you said she did,  you wont be coming over again lol. 
     
  5. Everybody who's seen a weed documentary on Netflix are all the sudden cannabis experts.... Lol I just laugh that kinda shit off


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  6. I run across a good amount of people who know less about weed than I do. I find I get more annoyed by my friends who have smoked for 20+ years and still hold on to tired out myths and remain uneducated about the plants potential. 
     
    I can tolerate an over zealous noob more than an ignorant experienced smoker.
     
  7. That's what she said , when Candy Land had admission tickets , to misstuh mastah.
    Remember the cotton gin?
    Freedom ain't free, but fries need to be liberated, ya dig?
     
  8. Its not just weed,i used to know a lad.
    No matter what you bought. He would ask how much you paid.

    Even if you said an utterly ridiculous cheap price.he would always say.
    "Ah man,i could have got you that cheaper" lol total dick of a guy!
     
  9. If a girl did that in my home, she would be out of my home within 30 seconds. Well, if anyone who I wasn't super cool with did that kinda shit, they'd be kicked the fuck out. Party foul and I have to clean that shit up for you? Fuck no. You are too lenient with bullshit it seems.
     
  10. Just nod your head, smile, and agree. Because theres no point in trying to argue with someone who thinks they know what their talking about.


    Everyones a genius in their own mind
     
  11. Yeah I've smoked with people like that just smile and say cool then don't smoke with them again, honestly the only worse person to smoke with is someone who brags about weed, I just don't understand that shit.
     
  12. Whenever I'm in this situation and they say something I just ignore it and talk to someone else, then they get the message and pipe down


    and also, you're hot
     
  13. I have no problem with noobs making out they know more than they do. The one thing that does get to me is noobs who feel the need to tell Facebook/Twitter that they are high because they think it's cool and trendy. A lot of posers nowadays!
     
  14. true shit


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  15. Well she was a somewhat close friend at the time I couldn't just kick her to street. But yeah I am kinda a pushover.
     
  16. I used to be the same way. I now find that setting regulations before people enter my house works a lot better than waiting for someone to do something stupid and get mad. You can do it in such a way that it still comes off respectful, but as it is your place, you ultimately decide what you'll let fly.
     
  17. There are for certain some good documentaries on netflix. Have you watched The Culture High yet?
     
  18. I try to shed knowledge on them. But i mean some people just arent worthy enough. You arent supposed to smoke weed because its "cool"


    Just a fellow traveller...
     
  19. I had a flatmate who I used to talk about weed to, he always used to brag about how much he has smoked and all the other bullshit.

    So one day, I called him up for a smoke sesh. All the way through he goes on about how much i should put, how i should roll bla bla bla.

    Comes to the smoking part, fker doesnt even inhale properly. After numerous demonstrations I was stoned af but this fker was like i aint getting high its not good weed.

    Finally the second joint he hit it like a bitch, got high, started laughing nonstop and continued his bullshit.

    That was the first and the last time I will ever smoke with him.
     

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