Back in high school my parents forced me to go to church under threat of kicking me out which they eventually did at 18 when I actually left the church. I used to get high before every Sunday mass and it made the whole church-going experience wayyyy better. The hardest part was trying not to laugh whenever the priest said some stupid bullshit which was like the whole time hahahaha. Being high really brought out the cardboard and fingernail taste of the communion crackers, plus the organ music sounded better lol.
I get high before church,sometimes at church whenever I have weed. It makes church less boring. Sent from my iPod touch using Grasscity Forum
Trevor Moore, my nigga. I like this song, funny as hell and true. WKYK was the show, high in church is gonna be fantastic.
Yeah my mom and sister used to force me to go to church to get "closer to God", but this way before I found bud. I would actually try it one day, but I'll end up being philosophical and asking "why?" to a lot of dogmas and indoctrinates. The organ sounds like trippy as hell when you're high haha
I just zoned out and thought about my own shit having little trippy adventures in my own head haha. Fuck all that jesus shit, man. Such a bummer when high. The organ is creepy, but it feels like you're in a really dramatic movie haha.
Yeah, I would have zoned out into a universe haha. Those head adventures are the shit! It keeps me entertained in the membrane and gives me interesting shit to reflect about. The actual image of Jesus was based from Cesare Borgia, check this out (http://theholyprepuce.tumblr.com/post/16655875084/white-jesus-modeled-on-cesare-borgia-the-theory). Religion has two sides, it teaches you about morality and caring for others, but also it's used as a weapon to castrate judgment and guilt. Morality comes within, thanks to science(http://brainblogger.com/2012/10/11/what-make-us-moral/), check it out. LMAO man when I'm high, everything sounds like a dramatic movie, the Organ just makes it intense! Oh yeah God is not really a person, but a metaphor for nature (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/rev-michael-dowd/god-is-a-personification-_b_2866764.html). It makes sense cause people always used metaphors to describe things.