Ok so i stopped smoking for a little over a month to get my system clean to pass a drug test. I passed but I will now be getting drug tested every week. If i were to smoke a few grams the day after i got tested then stop for the rest of the week would i be clean by next week when i take the next one?
Who's testing you? School ends in a couple of months, right? If you're doing weekly tests you're done smoking until it's over.
You can smoke until the day before every test. The day of the test, start drinking water 4-5 hours before your test, a lot of water, like 2-3 water bottles an hour. Get your piss clear and keep it clear. An hour before the test take a vitamin b pill, or anything supplement with a lot of v b. Piss after the vitamina b pill and continue drinking water. By the time of your next piss your piss will return yellow yet still be completely dilluted. Sent from a Pineapple under the Sea.
Unlikely you'll be clean by the end of the week. Maybe if it's just a half a gram or so. If you try it, I'd suggest diluting for the test, or better yet, substitution (though that's not the most practical if you're planning to smoke weekly). Are these supervised drug tests? What are the penalties if you fail?
Only if you drink like 2 gallons of water by itself. Is it a dipstick or getting sent to the lab? I work in that lab btw so I know what I'm talking about. Drink 1 gallon of water starting ~3 hours before the test, take the vitamin B (colors urine yellow), take creatine supplement (makes it the right density / gravity) and fill the cup midstream. You should be good. Well, i don't know about weekly though. That's pushing it. If it's for probation, don't be a dumb fuck.
Creatine supplements won't work that fast. Start 3 days before the test if you hope for it to work. Could you give your rationale for taking the specimen midstream?
GG My advice is to stop smoking. Education is more important than weed. If you stand the risk of being expelled for it that is.
The fuck? I literally cheated with hot water and a few drops of coffee for color that I found in my porole office. Never had any problems I cheated on 3 tests total
Yeah you're right about the creatine; i knew it gets the density up to the cutoff but didn't realize it had to be a couple days. Google says you're right though lol. And cause you're gonna have to piss like a fucking racehorse.
Since you work at a drug testing lab I'd really like to hear your rationale for catching the specimen mid stream. For regular urinalysis a mid stream catch is used because the first part of the stream washes away bacteria that may be hanging out at the meatus but for a drug test I just can't see how it'd help, despite seeing that recommendation everywhere. No one explains why, ever. Can you enlighten me?
Painfully obvious to most of us that this is the answer. I just read a thread where people spending $100+ for fake urine to beat a drug test for a part-time job at TARGET to make $10/hr. Hard to imagine.
the reasoning I've always heard was that the sample is weaker towards the middle. Stronger towards the beginning and end. Not sure of how true it is but that's what I always hear. When I was taking tests for probation they would have me piss a little bit then hand me the cup, catching it midstream anyway. I'd have to imagine that the technicians know about that trick if it would hinder their process in anyway.
i have to call a number every morning, once sometimes twice a week they call my color and i go pee. I pass everyweek. I smoke a small bowlpack almost everynight of the week, been doing this for six months. the day i have to pee if wake up around 8 and drink water till i cant take anymore, pee a total of 4 times, and continue to drink water to replace that. and b12 2 hours before you pee, keeps ur pee yellow and i go pee at 11, so a three hour process. If it is a dipstick like you said, itsw that easy, not sure if metabolism plays a part in this, mine is quite fast. Also you dont have to worry about it coming up diluted or taking creatine or anyof that if it is just a dipstick, only if being sent to the lab. Even though i do this regularly, i wouldnt recommend doing it for real, without first practicing with at home tests, so that you know for sure it works for you.
Yes it is true. And at the beginning and end of the stream your kidneys are pushing more metabolites out (it's still dilute but could put you over threshold) but once the stream is going good you're left with even more diluted piss