So this story starts last saturday night. My friend and I were hanging out at his apartment drinking tequlia then decided to go bowling. halfway through bowling (around 12:30am) we decided to hit up this strip club down the street. It was both our first time going to one and was kind of a spur of the moment thing. We got to the club sat in the car drank some more tequila and smoked a big bowl of hash oil (we werent driving drunk by the time we left bowling we were just stoned) We go in and there is a 20$ cover charge. Not really a big deal we go in and walk to the "bar" to grab some drinks only to find they don't serve it because its a "nude" club. Grab some cola on ice . Head over to the stage area and sit down in these chairs with wheels. The show was entertaining and really not as weird as we thought it would be. There were not very many people there and girls started coming up to us asking us if we wanted dances. We were stoned and never read the board and didnt know how much it would cost I mean we thought it was like hundreds. So we say in our own ways to different girls "Not now but thank you" they would come up grab my hand get all sexy and shit and ask if we wanted "dances" or to "party in the back" we stuck with it and still said "No thanks" but trying to be cool and respectful about it. After learning the dances were only 30$ we were like well maybe these girls are stunning. So long story long, Still hanging out then probably the most fine lady there I wouldnt call her a girl probably late 20 early 30s approached me and I was like ok I will get this dance. She grabbed my hand leaned down over me a lot more invasive then the other girls and whispered in my ear "So, do you want to fuck my pussy?" It stunned me I was expecting the typical ask for dance thing but this? What the fuck do I even say to that. I'm baked, kinda drunk and I hardly ever talk to girls in a sexual way "im single" and I just did not know how to reply. Now my buddy starts chuckling because he couldnt even deal with hearing that shit and seeing me like "WTF?" so I said "Not tonight, thanks" it was the first dumb fucking thing that popped in my stupid head so I said it as I thought it. She looked at me almost confused then looked PISSED and she stormed off I could hear her heels clacking. I did NOT mean to offend her and if she would've asked for a dance I would of said yes. It cought me off guard and I'm not that sly or weird to just be like "FUCK YEAH" . My buddy still laughing looks at me and says "time to go?" I said yeah he walked off headed toward the bathroom then I got cutoff by another girl as I was getting up and she invited us to go "party in the back because the place is closing soon" I said " No thanks" and left. thats that. I dont even know what the deal was with that or if I just made it weird I dont know if thats a normal kind of thing but it was 100% unexpected. It felt really unclassy though. But damn...shes was fine. I was being cheap because im going to Las Vegas on Thursday for 4 days and need all my dollars. Thats a first time too. Sorry for my awful giant text format. Hard to read.
I'm usually pretty good talking to girls but this was so blunt it cought me off guard lol. fuck'n UK haha
Good thing you said no, cause you couldve owed money you didnt have. My buddy got suckered into fucking.a.stripper. thought it was free or spur of the moment type thing, nope!.owed 300 bucks and he didnt have the cash hahahaha. Be careful.
Yep that fuck was a shit ton more. My ex was a dancer and coworker had business cars lol. She got fired shortly after. Let's Smoke About It.... -Adam Demamp My Organic Grow Journal http://forum.grasscity.com/index.php?/topic/1357687-Sade's-Solar-Adventures
Shhhh shh ssshhhh...... It's okay. Let's Smoke About It.... -Adam Demamp My Organic Grow Journal http://forum.grasscity.com/index.php?/topic/1357687-Sade's-Solar-Adventures
the part I forgot to say is that we stll had a pretty good time and will be going back at some point. Besides the one angry lady the other girls were pretty cool and it was chill. Next time I'll get a few of the dances. I guess.
Damn op u got alot more willpower than me to say no thanks that many times Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum mobile app while high as fuck
I wouldn't bone a stripper cause that punanny was probably ravaged through before ya got there but funny story OP, first time I went to a strip club was sober (I was the only stoner of the 4 person group) so that was weak and the fact drinks are like 10 bucks a pop or some crazy figure plus I was expecting pornostar type bitches but these were mothers trying to feed their kids, although the ass-clapping was pretty impressive LOL, my friend got head from one of the strippers in the back still cool though that your other strippers were nice n down to earth
Yeah my buddy is more into it then I am. I liked it as entertainment. The dancers had good and some of them funny routines to their songs. It was fun as entertainment but as for the pretty much prostitution part. I'm not in its way to shady, expensive and weird.
The first time I went to one was with my girlfriend and we were both on a molly. Good fuckin time that was. I was sitting in the front getting so much attention. It wasn't a full nude so I was drinking left and right titties rubbin in my face.
Not all clubs are like that. Most of the smart strippers have figured out how to take your cash with the least amount of effort as possible. So if you're into just chillin and watching dancers get naked for you, don't be afraid to explore other clubs.
Haha my buddies took me to spearmint rhino, the night before I departed for the army. Embarrassing! A bunch of greasy pathetic dudes drooling over skanky meth head girls. All my buddies were drooling too.