If life gives you lemons...

Discussion in 'Philosophy' started by MattMVS7, Mar 26, 2015.

  1. Here are some imagined responses and my replies to them to show you what my firm and strict attitude is in life regarding suffering and problems.  It is my attitude regarding if I were to have a major problem in life. Therefore, here are some imagined responses and my replies to them to show you what my attitude is:
     
    Response:  You know, life can be a fucking dick sometimes and you are just going to have to learn and accept your absence of pleasure or any other major problem for that matter.
     
    My Reply:  Then I will take an epic sword and slice that dick off.  I refuse to deal with any major life-threating problem in my life and I refuse to accept it.
     
    Response:  If life gives you lemons, then I'm afraid you are just going to have to quit whining and make lemonade.
     
    My Reply:  Then I will take those lemons, throw them on the ground, and smash them instead.  I refuse to deal with any major life-threating problem in my life and I refuse to accept it.
     
    Response:  I'm afraid that life is just a bitch, then you die.
     
    My Reply:  Then I will take a knife, go over to that bitche's house, and stab her to death.  I refuse to live a life being intimidated and mocked by her.  I will only choose to live the free life I want to live.  If anyone disrespects that and gives me problems, then they die.  As I said before and will say it here again, I refuse to deal with any major life-threating problem in my life and I refuse to accept it.
     
    Response:  I'm afraid you can neither slice that dick off, smash those lemons, or stab that bitch.  They are just things you are going to have to live with and accept.
     
    My Reply:  Then I will take my life right then and there.  I might not be able to literally put an end to those things if I were to choose to live, but I can put an end to them by taking them down with me.  I can put an end to their mockery of me once and for all.  If they wish to stop mocking me and giving me problems, then they will obey me.  If they so value their precious lives, then they will obey me and allow me to live the life I truly want to live.  Otherwise, they die along with me.
     
    Finally, now that you've read those responses and my replies to them, you can now see what my attitude in life is.  Also, I realize that problems are not actual entities and that they cannot mock you and I know that they don't have lives either.  I am just simply giving a metaphorical speech here that shows how I feel about life anyway.

     
  2. When life gives me lemons i make beef stew...
     
  3. I can't eat or drink lemons...
     
  4. I like the OP already and never have met him. A gun would be a much more effective tool. Knives are messy.
     
  5. Depends on the size of the round and how many you choose to use, they can be messy too ;-)
     
  6. Start steaming some salmon!
     
  7. So to deal with a life threatening problem you would take your life? Why not use whatever life you may have and overcome it¿
     
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    Indeed I am a 300 BlK out fan and 6.8mm SPC. Went boar hunting this year and my 300 Blk out caused massive damage and a eye ball to pop out. It was great.
     
  9. My dad has 300BO as well... or he did i forget if he still does. Went out this weekend and had some fun with tannerite.
     
  10.  
    HAHA there are some great videos of that stuff in use on youtube. Yea 300 BLK is the shit man. Its one of the big reasons gun sales spiked. All same components of a AR-15 5.56 just change the upper. 55 grain bullet vs up to a 200 something. Easy choice to make when you explain what a 300 Blk is.
     
    6.8 is great but the issue is you need a all new rifle to handle the load. Interestingly both were intended to place the M16/M4 then Mr. Obama's America killed the program. They are revisiting the issue now again.
     
  11. I generally roll them to my kitten Maxie

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  12. #12 yurigadaisukida, Apr 8, 2015
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    Maxis face said it all.

    If daddy gives you lemons, go play with mommy

    -yuri
     
  13. When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold
     
  14. When life gives you lemons, slice them bitches up and get some tequila and shot glasses :smoking:
     
  15. You squeeze them in someones face that you hate!.
     
  16. When life gives you lemons you will do with them what you can't help but do, because "you" are merely the totality of urges, impulses and drives welling up from your nervous system which are just as susceptible to cause and effect as billiard balls on a pool table are.
     
  17. When life gives you lemons, you throw them at people.
     
  18. What about when someone says that every cloud has a silver lining? You going to shank them too?
     
  19. Id say thanks, usually i have to pay for um.
     
  20. I'm allergic to lemons, so i'd probably go exchange them for some oranges. Oranges are MUCH better than lemons anyway. 
     

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