I live in an area where drunk college age kids wander around, I have had my house invaded twice. All they stole was a $200 bong and left with the window open. That was a few months back. Just a week ago I hear some guy trying to pry open my door, really late at night. It must have been around 4 am. I get up and pick up my two foot bong, like a small sword and run to the window peak through and see its not anyone I know. I then get into the corner hide and this guy lifts the window up and I smacked him with the bong across the head. The guy fell back out the window and fell on the ground and my bong snapped in half. I knocked the guy out cold though. After a minute or two the guy gets up and stumbles away with blood running down his face. He was able to make it off my property so I think he learned his lesson. Why do people do this shit? My other roommate would have beat the complete shit out of the guy.
Dont worry, its dumb white rich kids trying to be hood or what ever. Their IQ's are bellow 20. They could have stollen my $1,500 laptop and many other things the first time I got invaded, that was right next to my bong, but I guess the bong was what they wanted.
Some people are just disillusioned by material things, so they feel the need to steal. We live on a round planet... everything comes back around full circle. Don't sweat it, the universe settles itself.
Put a Beware of Dog sign in your front window and one by the front gate. I knew a few people that live in the city who do this and it works fairly well.
I'd get a real baseball bat instead of breaking bongs on punks' heads. Good bongs are cheap man Also get a gun.
maybe not a gun, just the bat. You don't need to kill the guy, but at the same time smashing bongs will cost you in the long run, hehe. It's why bats are perfect. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Tuck your junk between your legs and put on a robe...when he gets his head through the window turn on the lights, open the robe, look him dead in the eyes and say "I'd fuck me" in the raspiest voice you can conjure. Hurt him in the mind, don't break your bong.
I have a question: How are they getting into your house in the first place? Like, yea I know blah blah blah it's never the victims fault but do you live your windows and doors unlocked or something lol?
Actually it would be better to kill him. You dont want to whack him on the head with a bat, cause brain damage and give the guy a chance to sue you.
I lock all my doors, but there is this window that is old and the lock doesn't really work. Im about to get it fixed though. I used to never lock my doors. Now my roommates have baseball bats, or steal pipes in their rooms. Fuck a gun.
To put a tag on your toe, exactly. Yeah I suggested the gun just in case, not as a first line of defense. That's why I said gun and bat together
man if somebody try that with me they going to die screaming i guarantee it. I feel bad for your bong though.
My friends got arrested for stealing guns in domes house. One of the kids is getting 20-life and he is 18 and under 130lbs Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Bar them window's up. $30-$50 per window at home depot. When you move, take em with you to the next place. I have em on all my basement windows. You could also request your landlord to install them for the property.
Lol @ 'buy a gun' suggestions Unless you're prepared to shoot somebody dead - which is what a gun is for then don't even consider it, especially over stupid ass drunk college kids.