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Need Some Help

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by MacEazy, Mar 26, 2015.

  1. Hello ladies and gents, I come to you seeking help. So I was lucky enough to land this huge job. Only problem is I have to pass a pre-employment drug test. I thought I was fine until I bought a 25$ home drug test, most accurate one I could find. As you would guess, I failed the test.
     
    I'm super worried now about this job, and even more so curious as to why I'm not clean. I used to be a chronic smoker, but decided to quit atleast for an extended period on time because I believed it was affecting my life more than I had liked. I quit on february 28th. On march 9th, I smoked one J with a friend before he got deployed, figured it'd be no big deal. I haven't smoked since and was feeling fairly confident until I failed this test.
     
    I'm 20 years old, 5'11 about 150lbs. Not a big guy at all. I'd say I got a real good metabolism too cause I eat like a horse but don't really ever gain weight. Like I said before, I thought I was golden and now failing this home test made me extremely paranoid. This job is a huge oppertunity for me, and if I lose out on it because I smoked weed a month ago I'd never forgive myself. And I can't blame my buddy who got deployed to convince me into smoking one last J with him.
     
    Anyways, the way I see it I have three options. I can try the flush. It's wednsday night and my test is friday afternoon so I can just drink ridicoulous amounts of water till then and hit the treadmill all day tomorrow and hopefully that could be enough. I could try detox, although I have heard mixed reviews about detox. If anyone knows a product guarenteed to work, please list the name. Or I could sneak in a clean friends piss. I know people who have done this, but I'm paranoid of getting caught. I have no idea where I'd put it/how I'd maintain temperture. Which of these options would you guys go with? Thanks.

     
  2. #2 *guest, Mar 26, 2015
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2015
    Curious why you aren't clean? You smoked a joint barely over two weeks ago. [​IMG]
     
    You want a guaranteed pass, you'll probably have to go with getting clean piss from a friend. Then you gotta deal with the logistics of it and I'm not a dude so I don't know how much help I can give you there.
     
    If you're not into that, drink a fuck ton of water, get a fuck ton of exercise, hope for the best. 
     
     
    Personally I don't get why people smoke and then are surprised they can't pass a drug test a couple weeks later. The fact that it stays in your system so long is like Weed 101 at this point. :poke: 
     
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    You smoked about 2 weeks ago, not a month ago. You're going to have to do a massive cleanse if you're taking it on Friday, which is 2 days away.  Good luck.
     
  4. In my experience, pre-employment tests are very easy to pass. I've passed 5 different times and I've never been clean for them. I think the easiest way is to just go the synthetic urine route, unless you have someone you can trust to get piss from. You're probably too close to the test time to just "sweat it out". Buy some synthetic piss from your smoke shop ($20 a bottle around here) and follow the directions. Or get your friends piss and buy some hand warmers. Only thing that matters really is that you keep it between 90-100 degrees Fahrenheit. Good luck.
     

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