my ENORMOUS cyst (nsfw/l)

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by AddictedToHam, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. I don't have the balls to post this on facebook.  this thing showed up on my ear overnight, growing *literally by the hour* for a couple days until it reached the size of a large grape.  as you can imagine, the pain was almost intolerable.  it was so large and sensitive that I felt random throbbing/shooting pain inside of it.  the pressure was unreal, and I was sure it was infected.  was literally about to go to the emergency room.  I can't even begin to even... notice the fucking VEINS supplying it's lifeblood:
     
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    also notice the "normal" size cyst next to this monster.  anyway, you already know what happened next; it popped.  I put this special black ointment on it, went to watch the walking dead, and felt pus dripping on my neck within 20 minutes.  there was no pain, only jubilation.  I didn't dare squeeze it, not that I needed to.  I just pressed lightly.  it produced a slow, thick pus which was sea foam fucking GREEN (the brown part in this picture is from the medicine):

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    I used the peroxide to clean and soothe it.  that was 2 nights ago.  it leaked in my sleep too and I woke up to the scary blood and pus on my pillow. [​IMG] last night my boyfriend and I pressed it a little and some pink stuff came out.  I'm leaving it alone for now.  I went to the doctor today and she said it was fine and to put antibiotic ointment on it.  she also said my hair looked healthy.  it feels SO much better.  I felt like the kid with the boil on his face in the fairly odd parents.  the fact that people could almost certainly see this thing on me while I was at work is killing. me. [​IMG]
     
    the black medicine is called "ichthammol ointment 20%".  I have to say I'm really glad I used that instead of trying to squeeze it or pop it with a needle.  no irritation [​IMG]
     
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  2. it looks good ._.
     
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  3. Oh i really didn't need to see that lol
     
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  4. Mini gag, little one.
     
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  5. Fucking sick lmao that pillows ruined. So the doctor acted like it wasn't a big deal? You said that mf popped up in a couple hours Id like to hear what exactly it is.


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  6. Omg ow. I get smaller cysts like that along my hairline. Never that big.


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  7. Nasty, that's some explicit content right there! *gag*


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  8. That was sick. It scared me, because I wear glasses and was trying to read and gaze at the pic and thought for a second it was his nut sack. It was a short negative visual for sure and then my eyes caught up to ear in the story. lol
     
    **officially medicated for the night
     
  9. wow, that was a pretty decent sized cyst. Hope it heals up good.
     
  10. #10 aznno0odles, Mar 26, 2015
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    Im so glad i finished eating before this. Still got puke relfexes flexing lol.

    But since u are a girl.........you are still beautiful. Inside cyst and out..

    Nice budder cyst hash oil too.
     
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  11. Where did you purchase that cream? Also, wow. I'm glad you didn't try to squeeze it, that would have been pure agony.
     
  12. I literally just threw up
     
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  13. #13 Deleted member 42976, Mar 26, 2015
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    holy fuck that's nasty. black ointment does work wonders though. my grandma kept a tube in the house when i was growing up.
     
  14. more stuff is leaking out as I type this.  yellow-red this time... 
     
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    I have no idea because we've had it for so long, but you can probably get it by prescription or online. 
     
  16. please follow these instructions:
     
    1. put it in a small plastic cup and place it in the sun
     
    2. wait for it dry up before you grind it powder
     
    3 sprinkle it on your bud and light, or snort it.
     
    4.       $$$     profit     $$$
     
     
     
     
     
    ......[​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]  [​IMG]
     
  17. or you could sell it as BHO to your best friends
     
  18. Man you guys have some weak constitutions, its just a cyst..., no medical careers in your future.
     
    Shit like this never bothers me, green pus is actually good in a way, it just means your immune system is removing bacteria from the infection site. I'd definitely see a doctor though, you could possibly need a course of antibiotics to deal with the remnants.
     
  19. dude do you have mastoiditis??
     
    an a side note, some reclaim or decarb'd oil rubbed on it would probably help at least with the pain.
     

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