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What is the all time best way to smoke in the shower while your parents are home?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by DownhillRider, Mar 22, 2015.

  1. #1 DownhillRider, Mar 22, 2015
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    I only got a joint and wanna smoke it in the shower.

     
  2. Put your bathroom fan on, towels at the bottom of the door, turn the shower on, get in, and smoke


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  3. When my parents are home(hypothetically) I like to roll up the biggest fucking blunts I can, and ill set up in my shower, with a radio, a cooler full of brewzz, some porno magz, a bb gun, and some old snoop dogg cassette tapes.
     
    Shit nigga you doin it wrong
     
  4. Wait until your dad is in there banging your mom, then sit on the toilet and blaze while they're distracted.
     
  5. if your parents aren't totally clueless and have 1/2 a brain they will still smell weed in there.
     
    if they are idiots, then blaze up.
     
    but don't get the joint wet, they don't work when wet.
     
  6. If you do all of the above there will still be a smell and your parents will probably know, I'd be safe and smoke out of the window. But if you do smoke in the shower take every precaution you can, good luck blade.


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  7. #7 WeedIsOxygenToMe, Mar 22, 2015
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    as long as the fan is on, and there's a towel at the bottom of the door, you should be good. Also helps if you're on the top floor and if the shower produces steam. It works for me but all house holds are different.
     
  8. If its a joint you're fighting an uphill battle, would be alot more successful if you had a bowl. If all you have is a joint I would do what others recommended (Towel under the door, turn on exhaust fan, turn shower on very hot setting) and stand on something so you can hold the joint right under the fan as you smoke.

    But right after I would still shower real quick, to get the shampoo smell in the bathroom, and in case your parents notice you coming out of the bathroom with dry hair. Best of luck sir.
     
  9. Wouldn't even bother attempting such a thing with a joint srs.. you're just asking to be caught.
     
  10. My whole room smells of weed hard. I blazed from my window and it reeks but my parents haven't said shit yet.
     
  11. #11 Mid man, Mar 23, 2015
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    lol, yea the smell of shampoo isn't going to cover up the smell of someone burning a whole doob in the bathroom, fans and steam or not.
     
  12. Let me know how all that goes for ya
     
  13. And what do you mean you only have a J? It's just paper rip it open and wow you have weed to smoke out of a bowl. That's step one
     
  14. What exactly is a bowl? I mean that the only way I know/can smoke is rolling a joint, I don't own a bong or chit like that. Might get a bong that would fit in an EVGA video card box, that's where I put my stash.
     
  15. A bowl is a pipe. If you have a window in your bathroom smoke out of that, put towels under the door and turn the shower on hot and every so often squirt out a bunch of shampoo and shit to make it smell nice. Turn the fan on too, but if you have vents in the bathroom make sure to close these because air can go through those into other parts of the house.
     
  16. "all time best way"
     
  17. Blow the smoke in their face and say "look at me! I'm an adult now! I get to do this!!"
     
  18. #18 bushsmokerkushsmoker, Mar 24, 2015
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    Ahhh...five year old smokers ey... ;)
     
  19. My apologies for being a bit of a dick, make a simple apple pipe or something, it will save you weed too. Experience takes time
     
  20. #20 SMOCATRON, Mar 27, 2015
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    Towel under door
    Blow smoke out window or into drain with water pouring directly down
    Use hot water and lots of soap and shampoo so steam smell overpowers joint
    Brush teeth and use deodorant/aftershave

    I got away with this hundreds of mornings before school. So glad I've moved out and can just light a j while sipping my morning coffee in the kitchen haha.
     

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