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Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by Sublime Goon #1, Mar 20, 2015.

  1. How often do you filthy fucks wash your feet in the shower? My friend was complaining the other day about how her boyfriend's feet smell so bad she has to like leave the room if he's not wearing shoes, because he doesn't wash his feet in the shower. After some further investigation, it turns out most people don't, which I find disgusting

     
  2. Its from wearing shoes with no socks and sweating in them..ive never specifically washed my feet and they dont stink
     
  3. I wash my feet every shower. A lot of people don't. But if her bf has feet that stinky, it's probably not caused by dirty feet. Dirty feet aren't necessarily smelly feet. He needs to start some kind of anti-fungal treatment on his feet and while doing this he needs to put his shoes in the freezer each night to kill off the bacteria inside.
     
  4. I have a brush in the shape of a foot,sticks to shower base.slip you're feet job done ;)

    Tbh my feet have never smelt bad.hate feet btw lol
     
  5. Some people don't wash their feet? Really wish I hadn't acquired tht info.
     
    Loofah rubbing vigorously over every inch of skin.
     
    One thing that still bothers me is that most people DON'T WASH THEIR ASSHOLES AFTER SHITTING.
     
    I find it very distressful. I have something that looks like a small shower head with a button on it attached to the faucet. Press the button and it shoots water. Water - paper with soap on it - water - dry. That's my routine and my asshole smells better than most peoples breathe.
     
  6. Ask her if he switches shoes throughout the day. Growing up, my dad always had nasty smelling feet.. like I'd throw his boots outside cause it was fucking gross. So glad that I didn't inherit whatever the hell causes it.. cause my feet almost never stink. Thing is, if I switch into different shoes.. like when I get to work, and then switch back to my normal shoes.. they will stink something fierce. Never figured out why switching back and forth does that.. just try to not switch shoes and back ever.
     
  7. Haha, I've got one of those too.....it's great, altho it sticks so tight to the tub it's hard to get it loose....
     
  8. I wash everything, every shower. Start from head, end at feet.


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  9. Wow. That's just uh, well gross. Definitely a footwasher here.
     
  10. His feet must smell from his shoes. There's not way someone could walk out of a shower and have feet that smell that bad.

    I lightly soap mine in the shower. I've never had smelly feet unless I wear ballet flats or boots and even then I wash my feet when I get home.

    My roommate however doesn't wash her feet when she gets home and the smell is atrocious.
     
  11. every time i bathe i wash my feet. that was ingrained in to me from my navy days. you don't want the funky shit that grows in the showers there attacking and then eating your feet to the ankle. my wife got me this sander like contraption that basically sands off all of the rough dead skin. totally works too and it leaves my feet smooth and soft. my feet never stink. 
     
    you wanna talk about funky feet....
    there is this guy named Billy. the kind of guy who doesn't take good care of his hygiene and there for has zero friends. he used to work at the Anaheim convention center when he was old enough. building and tearing down stands and stages. or so he said from the few conversations we had with him and the occasional "Anaheim convention center staff" shirt he wore. it was long hours, brutally hard work and leather boots with no socks. there are no words that can adequately describe the...the....fuck man, there is no way to describe his funky feet. 
     
    aside from cheesy, spongy, greasy, white feet there were his yellow and brown toe nails. by toe nails i mean yellow and orange hooked talons that would eventually eat away at the inner part of the boot that protects your toes from the steel in the steel toe of the boot. we called him swamp foot too because his feet would sweat and sweat. it could be 20 below and that nasty bastards feet would just be dripping with assy grease. his boots had the texture of a well used baseball mitt because of the sea of assy greasy, funky, foot cheese that his feet were kept afloat in. "squish...squish...squish...squish" as he walked.
     
    his feet were so fucked up his doctor said he needed to walk in nothing but flip flops until his feet healed. well pretty much no one could take the sight of those.....again words escape me to describe it,...in all of their glory. so he took to wearing socks with those flip flops. thinking that it might just keep all of humanity from screaming and fleeing in terror. eyes blood shot and bleeding, noses running with rivers of snot, lungs hacking up mouthfuls of flem. it smelled so bad that you could taste it. 
     
    what the socks did to his feet was act like a wick of sorts. soaking up all of the funky, cheesiness. again he would make that squish....squish....squish....squish..." sound as he walked. he got kicked out of the public pool when we were younger teens and waiting in line for the high dive. when everyone else's foot prints would dry and leave nary a trace, Billy's foot prints looked like an oil stain and would not only stick around for days, but they stank that long too.
     
    his parents would make him leave his shoes and socks out side for obvious reasons. what was funny though is me and my friend were walking by his house one day and we saw a handful of cats by his front door. they were males and they were taking turns spraying his crusty old socks and his greasy, cheesy old boots. we stopped for a sec, looked at each other and were "eh, fuck it." and kept on walking. we still laugh at that guy to this day. i wonder what happened to that guy and his nasty feet.
     
    for the record..
    most of the story is true. sure, sure i embellished a little. when i say "little" i mean little. that dude had feet so atrocious he failed PE in the 9th grade. speaking of him and PE, his PE uniform, which consisted of sweat pants and sweat shirt, were never washed the entire year. that didn't come close to how his feet smelled.....not even close....[​IMG]
     
     
     
  12. I never wash my feet, nor my legs in the shower. I've never had someone complain about the smell of my feet, nor have I ever smelled bad odor coming from them.



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  13. i have one too and use it most of the time just for my feet tho, would probably burn it if someone else used it, i hate feet too. i tried to get the dude one for his feet but he said its gay lol



    his can get FONKY as fuck after hes been out sweating all day but other than that theyre pretty normal not sure how thoroughly he washes every shower buts its good enough i guess. i honestly don't think ive ever had foot funk before and i played sports all growing up and wasnt as diligent about hygiene as i am now. dees feet don't stink, nu-uh neva
     
  14. i wash my feet in the salad bowl before serving guests.
     
  15. #15 Goldmine, Apr 1, 2015
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    i, nude, stand on one foot and wash my other foot with both hands.   and then i rinse that foot verrrry thoroughly, to get all the soap off, and then i stand on it, and wash the other one.  nude.
     
  16. #16 Deleted member 281310, Apr 2, 2015
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    I'm not gonna lie 90% of showers i don't wash anything below my knees. I also figure that all the soap that i had been using to wash the rest of my body would slide down on impact with the water and wash my legs and feet by itself.
     

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