One thing that REALLY bugs me is when there's a friend who always shows up to smoke but never has bud. But even worse is when they automatically assume they're in the cyph. If you don't have weed, ASK before you start smoking. I had a friend that always did this and I felt bad about calling him out, idk why. He would even hit up other people to smoke when he didn't anything to Contribute. He would get high more than me and I spend way more money on buds than him. One day I was like fuck it, and told him he can't smoke with us if he's not throwing on it. He took it so personally and tried to make me look like an asshole for calling him ouy but everyone agreed with me that he's kind of a leech. Don't make it hard on your friends. Realize when you're abusing their generosity. Everyone's dankrupt at some point. I've had friends smoke me up quite a bit when I'm out but I always make sure to get them back and I never feel entitled to it. I realize it's a blessing, not something I should expect. So, what are your stoner pet peeves? I'm curious to see if I do anything other people find annoying.
That guy that brags and won't stop talking about how he takes the biggest hits and calls everybody else weak sauce for a small cough Sent from my iPod touch using Grasscity Forum
When someone doesnt know how to PASS THE FUCKING BLUNT/JOINT. Then they get mad at you for calling them out on it. Everyones a genius in their own mind
Theives in the rawest form. Weather it be bongs or seeds. I've had girlfriends steal weed from me, now if you refer to the "would you front your significant other?" thread on here you'll see that I have gifted many many things to significant others, but when I buy the weed and work, and you wait for me to bring the weed to smoke and contribute nothing but heartache and headaches and pain in the ass for me, then steal my pipe, lighter, and entire bag of weed, leaving nothing but a few crumbs of weed and ash at the bottom of the box, then we have a problem. (And I don't do ass for grass) you have to contribute something, a joke, a smile, a cute ass to watch as you walk, anything positive. Now if some chemistry happens and you want to screw around because you like me for reasons other than I have weed, then I'm all for it. But if you take off your panties for weed, it makes me wonder what you've done for less.
In my experience, those folks are usually the ones that just started smoking recently and think it makes them cool. Never understood the logic. I'll give props to someone if they take a nice, milky rip but not if they brag about it. Always let other people do the bragging. If they're not commenting on your "big hits", chances are it's not as cool as you think it is. Dudddeee, I feeel you. I have a friend who will literally hold the joint forever and he never seems to learn. We call him out all the time but he just keeps doing it. Not purposely but he always forgets. And now it's engraved in my head to watch him everytime he has it to remind him and then when i repeatedly call him out, I look like the fiend. It's so frustrating haha
Not a huge problem but when I am trying to just corner the bowl when I light it and then the next guy just torches the entire thing lol. But even worse people that can't operate smoking utensils in general lol like when they don't know what the carb is or I have seen a kid I swear blow into a bong shooting water out of it and soaking the weed. Then he sits down and watches as I pick up his mess
So many, man. Those girls who are always down to smoke but will never ever bring their own bud even though you know they have some. There is a girl who lives across the street from my house and she likes to smoke. Have to admit she is pretty cool but she is the biggest mooch I have ever seen. As soon as she would see a snapchat or hear we were smoking she would come over. And only then. She would sit right down and expect to be smoked up. One day I had enough and she sits down and was like, can we smoke? I'm like yeah do you have any weed? She looked at me like a deer seeing headlights. She was like, uhhh no not with me. I'm like sorry but I'm low and I can't be smoking everyone out. And she straight up gets up and leaves. Fucking stupid ungrateful bitches, man. I smoked her up more times than I can count and one time at a party I saw she had a joint and I asked for a rip and she said no because I didn't throw in. Wtf girl that never fucking stopped you. This is the strangest life I've ever know
Yeah I feel you on the cornering. Too many people I know just torch the shit out of it. Can't really blame someone for not knowing about the carb cap if they're new. I didn't know what it was the first 3 times I smoked haha. I felt so stupid when my friend tought me.
I always wonder about that. Do people not realize weed cost money? Or do they realize and just not care that they're leeching off you?
When people want you to smoke them out and want you to go to their pad. The fuck is this? A stoner delivery service? I mean if you had the bud I'd catch a bus.
Teenage girls who don't know how to use a lighter and I have to light the bowl for them. People who hold in hits until they're coughing uncontrollably for 15 minutes.
This kid I know thinks he's fucking lil Wayne and makes this horrible audible inhaling noise, and it's like, be normal, I don't think you're more cool for hitting the joint like that. Also the asshole who I smoke out on 5 jays in an evening and smokes me out on a single one later and gets pissed for asking if we can roll another one. Fuck that guy, I think we all know one Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
People who are really anal about how many hits of their joint you're having or how big your bong hits are. If I give my joint to someone, I won't have my eyes on them like a hawk the whole time, they can have as much as they like, within reason Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Most if the peeves I've read are the same ones I had 35 years ago as a 17 y/o. We didn't have bubblers and all the other fancy pieces, but hated it when people would slobber all over the joint or torch a bowl on an old school bong.
dude your awesome u got Steve Brule and a Jim Morrison quote. Mother. yes son I want to kill you Sent from my iPod touch using Grasscity Forum
1. When the person before you doesn't clear the bong or pull the cone properly so there's still ash in the cone and smoke in the chamber. It's called bong etiquette, mate. 2. Nigger-lipping. That shit's nasty and annoying. 3. When people keep telling me how high they are... We just smoked some fucking weed, what did you expect? 4. Anyone who calls weed "loud." Weed doesn't talk, bitch. There are already perfectly fine names for it anyway. 5. Paranoid pussies always worrying about cops being everywhere or getting caught. Just a bummer, chill out lol.