A Long Ass Thread About QuickFix

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  1. #1 GawjaPine, Mar 13, 2015
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    Whats good y'all...I'm on here from time to time....had a couple of setbacks.....but I'm getting back on the good side now. Anywhooooo.

    So I work as a videographer independently..... But it barely pays the bills...so I applied for a 9-5 job to help.....smoked some stupidddd purple all weekend last weekend...the job I applied to gave me an offer letter before I smoked... And I gladly accepted.... Being idiotic....I assumed because I aced the interview and got the job offer.....that I wouldn't have a piss test/UA.....lol...WRONG! They asked me to do one....and I was scared shitless....who knew you can get a high off of fear lmao. But yeah....so I put them off for a few days saying I already took it (they gave me a generic LabCorp form without my personal info on it) while I tried to scheme a plan. Thought about dilution.... But it was too risky to do...thought about a condom and someone else's piss....but once again...too risky... A friend of mine and some of my tokers on here told me about QuickFix

    I looked online and researched starting Tuesday....knowing I HAD to take it Friday because HR called and said they couldn't find my results... So I told them I had no problem taking it again lol...but yeah. So aside from scammers and other companies saying QuickFix didn't work to gain an upper hand....most others said it worked. But I dug deeper and saw that QuickFix...the older versions....could...and did fail in some instances because labs caught on and added new variables into checking synthetic urine....also something that has to do with the gravity(of the urine)? I'm not an internet know it all troll....so I won't even act like I know what it means or try to explain... I just know the older versions didn't necessarily meat gravity qualifications. But from the ones that did try it...said QuickFix 6.1 works...so on Thursday I went to my local head shop...well really a porn store.... Didn't see it at first..but as I passed by the dildos....pocket pools...and anal lube....I saw in a glass case two different Quick Fix boxes....one the old version and smaller amount for $22 and the 6.1 version with a larger amount for $29. I actually trusted my gut instinct and purchased the newer one....It contains a bottle of 3oz of syn urine...a heat pad which is really a pouch of iron and a some kind of substance that causes a Chem reaction...a temp strip on the bottle like the strips they have on the cups in LabCorp..a rubber band to attach the heating pad to the urine...and directions. The directions tell you to shake up the heating pad to start the process of it warming up..and that it could take up to 45 min for full heat. Mine was def longer...but more on that in a second.

    Honestly, it was pretty simple to understand and do. Simply heat the bottle in the microwave for 10 sec...and the strip on the bottle glows green on the current temp...kinda like the old school mood rings...mine came out at like 90F the 1st time....so the second time I put it in for like 7 more seconds...by then...it was over 100...but I let it sit on my kitchen table for a few minutes to cool down..when it did. I put the heat pad on it secured by the rubber band. I must say....the pad was warm...but def not hot...but it kept the temp at around 98. So I got my shit...and went to HR at the job to get new paperwork for LabCorp....

    So I'm driving... On the highway..... Lok at the bottle....the temp is dropping on it..and I'd be lying if I said it didn't concern me. Heating pad was still lukewarm nearly an hour later. I remembered reading online about turning the heat and defrost on in your car...so I did...and it brought the temp up quick as hell....but it's Spring in Georgia Georgia....and you may as well call it summer....80 degrees outside with the heat and defrost on in the car gets you sweating easy lol. Got my paperwork and went to LabCorp while doing the defrost thingy every 15 min or so....keep in mind this is all in the same day...Thursday... Yesterday....went to LabCorp...nervous as fuck....fake laughing at Who Wants To Be A Millionaire on TV so I wouldn't seem as nervous as I really was...they finally called my name to go to the back... Got the spiel about piss to this certain line on the cup above the temp strip...pee in the toilet if I still have any piss left...and DO NOT FLUSH THE TOILET. She gave me the cup...and I closed the door. No emptying of pockets...no supervised piss...just me myself and I. I wore boxer briefs to stash my bottle and heating pad between my..ahem...nuts and inner thigh...and it kept the temp pretty good. The bottle has a screw on cap....but u have to replace it with the top that squirts. So I did that in there....being as silent as possible...and then squeezed the fake piss into the cup. Let me tell you now....it DOES NOT SOUND LIKE YOU ARE PISSING LOL. Its like squeezing Gatorade out of a sports bottle....steady stream until you've reached the squeezing capacity... Then it sucks for air again. Lol. I was smart enough though to just squeeze it against the side of the cup until it met its mark. Also....they changed the cup size.... So the 6.1 of QuickFix was JUST ENOUGH to meet the mark...imagine if I got the smaller...cheaper version. I squeezed the last little bit of it in the toilet and kissed a little of my own highly THC concentrated piss in the toilet for good use....and put all the gear in my back pocket...came out....she looked at it...and it was still at 98...she signed the paperwork... I signed....and I left....leaving LabCorp...the heating pad finally heated up to full heat...smh by then I threw it out the window. Today at 12...HR called me and I missed her call. But she left no voicemail.... So I was scared.... But I called back and she said they received the results...and she left a long ass pause there...so I'm nervous...got the bubble guts...and I said okay....and she asked if I received the offer letter and schedule for training that age emailed me...and I'm thinking oh shit...she is about to tell me to don't worry about it because I failed the test. But I stayed cool and I was like yes....and she said "Great! We got your lab results and everything is good. We will see you for training Monday". I wanted to pass out from joy....but I'm 6'7 and 280 lbs....so I declined that choice. But YES! I PASSED...AND QUICKFIX DOES WORK! At least the 6.1 version... If you feel like this is too long....then obviously you didn't read the title of my thread. But I hope this brings help to someone or laughs....or both. Also if you go looking for it...please don't say fake piss. They will tell you they don't have it. Ask for detox products. Its to keep the store running legally. My store down here has the correct terms for products you need on a sheet of paper near the register...lol I definitely took note. I'll take a pic next week when I go back to get my G Pen....aka my e-cig vapor product lol. Also I have pix of everything on here. I'd recommend QuickFix to anyone. Just not to thrilled about the heating pad. Good luck and happy smoking! IMG_20150312_094000_769.jpg IMG_20150312_094000_769.jpg IMG_20150312_094009_965.jpg IMG_20150312_094028_953.jpg IMG_20150312_094101_184.jpg IMG_20150312_094107_198.jpg IMG_20150312_103631_759.jpg IMG_20150312_104557_336.jpg PhotoGrid_1426270025016.jpg
     

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  2. Yup I never used quick fix but brought it and dumped it out for the heater pouch combo works greatnfor the temp


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  3. Did it smell or foam like real piss?
     

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