What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age?

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  1. #1 Deleted member 281310, Mar 10, 2015
    Last edited: Mar 10, 2015
    for a while i thought you could take out as much money as you wanted from the atm. i always found myself shaking my head in disappointment when someone only took out a few bills. until someone told me probably into my double digits. i could imagine my face when all hopes of becoming a millionaire came crashing down. gotta do it the hard way now

     
  2. I used to think that when they showed flashbacks in movies to the lead actor as a child, that it was actually the lead actor as a child and not just some random kid. Never understood how they could be that committed to a film that they'd wait 30 years till the lead actor grows up haha.
     
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  3. When I was a lil kid, my cousin and I saw a car with their hazards on for the first time. He asked and I was like "it means the car will split in 2 and turn both left and right" and we watched and waited for it to rip in half.. but it never did..
     
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  4. I thought a hardon was for pissing over high walls

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  5. Apparently the idea that girls suck at math is like a huge thing.
     
    Didn't hear that until last semester (my 6th year of college) :laughing:
     
  6. Females want to orgasm just as bad as guys. (Age 25)
     
    How to masturbate. (Age 17)
     
    Cannabis is awesome. (Age 20)
     
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  7. Female private parts always eluded me until I got big in porn. Now it all makes sense :D


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  8. LOL I learned the exact same lesson say a little less than a month ago at 19 years of age. Ive never used a bank always carried cash. 
     
  9. Omg I totally thought this too!
     
  10. I thought babies came from the asshole, a few years ago I was chillin with one of the homeys and the topic came on, I told him where babies came from and dude could not stop laughing at me.

    He still gives me shit to this day!
     
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  11. I was in my early twenties when i learned pickles were actually cucumbers.
     
  12. Me aswell, thanks for that lol
    I never fucking knew that

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  13. How McDonald's prepares their chicken nuggets
     
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  14. How to use cruise control. like last year. I am ashamed.
     
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    Babies might not come from assholes but there's a lot of assholes that came from babies.
     
  16. Lol I see what you did there!
     
  17. I learned that if you have a hardon for more than four hours you need to have that shit taken care of.


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  18. Jacked off freshman year of HS.
    I didn't know I could jizz until then


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  19.  I didn't learn how to take a shit without taking all of my clothes off until I was about 15. 
     
     I didn't learn how to take a piss without pulling my pants all the way down until I was about the same age.
     
  20. Used to think OBO on for sale flyers meant another currency like, "300 OBOs" instead of dollars. Thought that till I was like seventeen. Went around all "what country uses the OBO for its currency?"
     
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