So, God, nice teamwork with Noah. Drowned all the babies all over the planet. That was a nice gesture, a good show of your magnificence. No wonder you're worshiped all over the planet.
So what's with the war the famine the disease why does it exist? Why do you care if two girls get it on, and why am I not allowed to "covet" my neighbors wife she's hot AF Sent from the traphouse
God, I'm sorry that you have to send all of your believers to hell. You will have fun with the atheists though.
Why have you forsaken us? Why is your word, the absolute truth, so clouded? Why do you let your worshipers kill eachother over iinterpretation of your word? Isn't truth absolute? -yuri
I'm not sure if you're actually against same gender sex but if not, and if you are a thing and all powerful, could you set me up with at least one more super hot FFM threesome? Anytime is fine really, just before I die I guess. I'd really appreciate it. Thanks bud.
Fuck you, you asshole. Only a dickbag would send both Jews and Hitler to the same eternal damnation. Fuckin psychopath you are.
First I will not bow. God has no ego and wouldn't want me to degrade myself in His name because He wants me to be the best I can be. So I stand tall and proud. What do I address Him as? Aren't we all talking about the same thing? A divine creator? All names are His, I will call Him God because that's what Im comfortable with. I greet him politely, thank him for seeing me then I shut up and listen to what He has to say.
Why does hell exist? How can the Creator of everything who loves his creation, create a place of eternal suffering for his beloved creations? Free will? Irrelevent. When a kid steals cookies, you give him the diabetes and theivery lecture. Unless you are God, then you stuff them in a coffin and lit on fire for eternity. Wtf "father" -yuri
God, I'd believe in you if you had managed to explain a tiny fraction of the things we humans have discovered all on our own before we did. Also you're a bad author, sorry deity, but it had to be said. Try your luck in motivational speaking instead...
You're talking to God in every second of every day. God is the present moment. Your relationship with yourself, your relationship with life, everything, is your relationship with God. God is everything. Open your heart to Love and you will shine.