Sketchiest pickups

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by andy85258, Mar 3, 2015.

  1. #1 andy85258, Mar 3, 2015
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    Weve all had em, those deals where your like "fuck ill be suprised if noone saw this go down". 

    I think the sketchiest deal i ever went to was going with a couple friends to buy an 8th in some other part of town. Turns out this dude wants us to meet him at a fucking high school of all places. So we go, cause we couldn't find it anywhere else so we drive to the parking lot of this school. Keep in mind it's broad daylight on a weekday and all these ppl are walking around outside, including teachers and staff out there taking a break or whatever. 

    As we pull in we these some teachers just staring at our car until we park in a space then we dont see them anymore. We wait for probly 20 mins or so for this dude to finnaly come out. All the while were just parked in the middle of this lot, looking shady as fuck and sitting there with our thumbs up our asses. Constantly watching out for the freaking staff who def call the cops to give us a legal ass raping for doing this in a school zone. After we get our shit we pull out of the lot again and see some teachers/staff just staring at our car as we leave. Like they knew something just went down. 

    Never been more relieved to leave anywhere in my life. Surprised we didn't get fucking pulled over and arrested on the way back.

     
  2. Prob buying some out of a shitty ass ramada inn. Haha cheers!


    -Appreciate what you got cause one day it can all be gone-
     
  3. back when i was a freshman at highschool i picked up 2 grams during passing period between 5th and 6th period. i stashed that shit in my locker and everywhere around it smelled like straight dank lol.
     
  4. Stopped by this guys house (was a friends dealer) invited me in, and when you walk in it smelt like piss, look straight across the room an see a unmentionable pipe, and he had some guns in a gunrack, I was probobly 16. It scared the fuck out of me.

    Looking back at it, he had some dank weed, and good prices. Was worth it. Haha

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  5. When you see a freebase pipe don't just expect the worst. A lot of people use those for hash oil because it's cheap and simple.
     
  6. Yeah, I know, that but he was a unmentionable user. He was a cool an nice dude but was scetchy at the time.

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  7. #7 Mid man, Mar 4, 2015
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    What kind of retard dealer would meet in a school parking lot? It's not that it's a felony - wait no... it because is a felony, and the judges don't take too kindly to people selling on school grounds
     
  8. ^^For real man how could any dealer choose to do that willingly? Doing it on school campus is so beyond retarded especiallyyyy when you are out of highschool, ANY teacher or staff member that sees you pull into the lot is immediately suspecting that you're either a pedo or you're doing some sort of illegal activity. Not to mention that it's a felony and could still get you easily taken into custody just from security cameras.
     
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    Idk, it pisses me off when i think back to the utterly retarded/ sketchy ass ppl i used to hang with a year ago. Im glad i hang around people who operate a bit more smoothly now...
     
  10. during a 4 month stay in a county jail in the middle of no where i traded 4 soda tokens and 4 bags of chips for half a joint that i smoked in the rec room corner.  lit it with a piece of toilet paper, graphite from a pencil and an electrical outlet.   traded a buddy his look out talent for a few rips.   SKETHY and STUPID as fuck but it was the best night in jail ever.  
     
    plus its different than your parking lot pick ups that we all have hundreds of.  
     
  11. I once picked up a half o right under the Sydney Harbour Bridge lol. It was around lunchtime on a weekday so there were lots of people around.
     
  12. I bought from this Mexican guy in high school between five and ten times. I had to drive to his house at night, and let's just say he was the kind of guy who had empty beer bottles and a torn-up couch in his driveway. He'd always come out of his house, drunk as shit, with his possible-gang member friends, and I'm pretty sure they were all laughing at this 5'3" white boy getting ripped off. 
     
  13. #13 Cheeto Jones, Mar 6, 2015
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    It was probably a high school student... gets the text during class, has the guy meet him in the parking lot during lunch and he goes out to the parking lot.  Teachers were watching because a car pulls up randomly and just parks there, and then a student walks out to the car and they immediately leave.

    And OP, if you got pulled over driving back, what you should have done was hide all of the weed and smell-proof it to the best of your ability.  If the officer asks why you were in the parking lot or says they got a complaint, tell them you were dropping off a gym uniform for your cousin.  Tell them they had no reason to stop you because they didn't witness you on the property.  Say that you didn't commit any crimes and you should be free to go.
     
  14. meh either way associating (whether it be buying from or selling to) with highschoolers/minors is a one way ticket to getting caught 
     
  15. Yeah that's sick. Well not the being in jail part, but burning while you are in there. Idk how the hell you got it lit like that tho, wish I knew how to do shit like that when I don't have a lighter lol
     
  16. you my friend are a fucking champ….
     
  17. ahlie
     
  18. sketchiest was one time with my best stoner buddy. we were at his house and smoked the last of our kush so we decided to try this new connect i got  a few weeks before. thinking we were just going to buy weed, we got the this neigborhood and he whistled at us cuz we couldn't find him. we hand him the money in-between two houses and he hands us what looked like a 2g nug of kush. as we walk away we opened it and realized he had put blunt guts into a plastic bag wrapped tightly, with another layer over it…in efforts to try getting it back i texted him saying i found ten dollars and needed another gram so he agreed… this time with his boiz behind him and they were holding pistols so we just said goodnight and walked away...
     
  19. I get invited to a friends house and a few other people show up and I start introducing myself to people and eventually it comes out that everyone is dry and we don't need to be. So I keep talking with a guy I just met and his girl and I've had a few shots of wild turkey; he looks at me and asks if I want to go with him and his girl to his dealers house to go pick up. I agree, we leave and whole time she got really quiet and was whispering stuff to her boyfriend like "he's gonna flip." "You know he doesn't like new people." I was getting a little jumpy. So we finally get there and he tells me to stay in the car, don't get out don't do anything. I stay perfectly still for like 20 minutes and then the guy I met comes out and says "hey man, sorry. I forgot you were sitting out here, come on in." So I walk up to the door and let my new friend go in first and its a room full of big ass dudes, tatted up, body builder types. Drugs everywhere, guns everywhere. (And I'm an ex cop). I walk in introduce myself and the first thing he says to me is "he looks like a motherfucking cop." His friend stand up and is holding a shotty. I looked at him and said "your right I do, because I used to be one." He looks at me for what felt like forever and says "used to, huh? Go take a seat at the table with everybody, I'll make you a drink." I sit down and Im just standing here like a don't belong, ready to go back to the other place we were. Well my friends say they will be right back and go outside. He hands me 2 shots and tells me to drink. I down them and he sits next to me and the whole time I'm tense and ready to fight my way to the door. We played cards for a while and he goes "hell man, you're pretty cool" and I relaxed a bit.

    A little time passes were laughing, joking and having fun. And I notice my new friends have been gone for a while and I go outside to look for them and the car is gone. I come back in and tell him that "if my friends don't come back, hell have a roommate." He laughs and tells me "you're welcome anytime". There is a knock on the door and he answers and steps in the back room with another shady looking dude, comes out like 10 minutes later, and hands me my eighth. I wait for my friends to come back and we are about to leave, he gives me his number and tells me I'm more than welcome anytime I want and that the whole reason he liked me so much so quick was that I was honest with him.
     
  20. A couple of years ago me and my friend had a gay hippie dealer. He got kicked out of the house he was living in and moved in with this middle aged homosexual who had a harem of young guys frequent his place. So anyway me and my friend stopped by that guy's house to pick up my friends book for philosophy class that our dealer borrowed and he gave us some weed in exchange. We just felt like all those guys were eye-raping us so we got out of there.


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