I'm at McDonalds and i had just smoked with my buddy. Here's how the conversation went: Cashier: Next person Me: Hey, can i get a.....20 piece chicken nugget meal? Cashier: What type of drink? Me: I dont drink alcohol. Cashier: No, a regular beverage sir. We dont sell alcohol here. Me: Oh, gimmie a 20 piece chicken nugget meal. Cashier: Sir, you already ordered, what drink do you want? Me: You already asked me that. I said i dont drink alcohol. Cashier: *tells me list of the drinks they have* Me: Can i get a coke? Cashier: Sure, will that be all? Me: All of what? Cashier: (face red) That'll be $10.70 (i forgot the real price) This whole time my friend is laughing his ass off behind me. 😂 anybody else got any stories like this?
I wish I could recall it word for word, but the first time I got high I tried to order some pizza and the lady just kept laughing her ass off. Apparently I was pretty blasted lol Sent from my iPad using Grasscity Forum
Um....I will have..uh..um...uhhh...giive me aaaaaa...uh....a nummbber...um..fuck it, i'll take a big & tasty and 2 chickenburgers..and a mcflurry..and a medium fry.
Trapped at carls jr drive thru for 15 minutes....but does not really care. Everyone else is ready to play bumper cars to get the fuck outta the drive thru. But I'm jus chilling lmao. Sent from my iPad using Grasscity Forum
Me: yeah can i get two double cheeseburgers and a chicken mayo pls m8 McWorker: would you like anything else? Me: errrrr, no.. Um actually yeah can i get a drink with that? McWorker: oookay what drink would you like? Me: fuck knows, erm, large fanta? McWorker: is that all sir? Me: *looks at the menu again* actually can you change that, instead of the cheeseburgers ill just have a large quarter pounder meal McWorker: with fanta? Me: yeah man (duhhh obviously) McWorker: and did you still want a chicken mayo with that? Me: yes please (no fucking shit sherlock)