Holy Shit Pineapples man

Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by MrBudget, Feb 22, 2015.

  1. #1 MrBudget, Feb 22, 2015
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    So during a high conversation about gardening today, my girlfriend explains how you can apparently cut the top of a pineapple and plant it like a clone.

    Then I was like.. "You know, where do pineapples come from? Like, surely its a palm like tree, like coconuts or something? I don't care for pineapples, so I've never really thought about this before..."

    Thank you google.

    Holy snap man, like, yeah.. *mind blown*

    Pineapples grow as the bulb of a mace-shaped plant. Almost like mother nature sprouted us tasty melee weapons of comical design! Lol

    And guess what?

    They bloom into bright pink flowers!

    Hehehehe
     
  2. #2 MrBudget, Feb 22, 2015
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    Like a produce fueled Sweeney Tod, we behead them when their hair gets too long. :(

    Pics!

    Anyways, blessed be!
     

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  3. #3 McEggster, Feb 23, 2015
    Know what else, the Bromelain in pineapples basically eats your mouth when you try to eat it. Only fresh ones though.
     
  4. #4 springstars, Feb 23, 2015
    It's a digestive enzyme, some people actually take it in a supplement.

    I feel like pineapple is one of the most amazing foods ever. It's very versatile in preparation, and when you bite into it, it's an overwhelming explosion of awesome. It's one of my favorite munchie foods.
     
  5. #5 gorilla grower, Feb 23, 2015
    Pineapples are awesome, how long do they take to grow, I could google but I'm just keeping flow going,
    I'm interested in growing 1 this year


    Why do we call it the third eye? When really it could be the first
     
  6. #6 MrBudget, Feb 23, 2015
    It will take about 18 months for the first fruit to mature, and another 13-14 months for the second fruit. So in short, about 9 times longer than the average bud crop! Lol

    Digestive enzymes? Wow, thats weird though, kindof makes it even more epic as a mace! XD
     
  7. #7 gorilla grower, Feb 23, 2015
    Wow that's long time grow, it's funny when you see them for £3 in the super market, it's a good price really if it's been growing for a year and a half,
    Also an old wives tale is, to stop your dog from eating it's own shit you feed it pineapples😜 it's supposed to make the shit not taste very nice haha I know right👍


    Why do we call it the third eye? When really it could be the first
     
  8. #8 spliffhitter77, Feb 24, 2015
    no wonder pineapples are so bloody expensive. And no I'm not British.


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