Its My Girlfriends Birthday Soon

Discussion in 'The Artist's Corner' started by Flightspace, Feb 2, 2015.

  1. I was thinking of sending her a dick pic, but instead i decided to take a 3D scan of my dick and make a 3D print of it so she can have that good dick anytime even when i'm not around. My only worry is once she has a 3D print of my dick she won't need me anymore.

     
  2. Draw her a picture of your dick.

    Show those skills.
     
  3. Downscale that shit by 10%...
     
    Then no matter what, she will be craving you to fill her like the toy can't..
     
  4. Just buy her a bag of cucumbers and some olive oil
     
  5. what about some ribs and bacon grease

    maybe a bit of garlic aioli sauce
     
  6. very thoughtful of you
     
  7. Make a mould of your vagina


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  8. Maybe buy her flowers, a nice dinner then fuck her rawdog
     
  9. OP made me laugh hard, 10/10 thread.
     
  10. So how'd it go OP?
     
  11. Guess she killed him.. :/
     
  12. Yea he's dead for sure
     

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