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dont date chiccs is the simple answer

 

Do you.

Dont worry about no chicks.

They will come when the moments right.

 

Don't worry bout her bro it was shitty right. Did u let her hang wit her best friend which I assume is a dude? And also u think that right there was making ur relationship shitty? If that is the case and the bf was plotting the whole time sorry bro

 

Too bad you don't have my looks and you don't live the lifestyle I live.

I dare a bitch to break up with me!

 

 
The fact that you even entertain the idea of keeping a girlfriend proves your lifestyle is nothing special

 

Yet I have never had a bitch broke up with me!
I'm sorry I couldn't resist, your interpretation of my statement is overly premature as compared to the message it was meant to illustrate.

Maybe read it one more time? because I sincerely doubt that your lack the ability to comprehend a single sentence.

 

 
what?

 

This is why your mom kept telling you to stay in school.
Look at you now!

 

Such positive waves, Moriarity, such positive waves. I'm digging where you are comin from brother. How COULD a" bitch" ever leave a brother with his shit so together some other bitch can't even understand what your trip is ABOUT. (Sorry I I I I I I I, not call in you a bitch, just using you for illustration) this brother got his shit TOO gether, you dig. Bitch don't be leaving him. Lulz..

 

Was he not kidding?

 

Are we not men? Devo.

 

Original source: 
 
“Not to go on all-Fours; that is the Law. Are we not Men?” 
― H.G. Wells, The Island of Dr. Moreau

 

And who said stoners aren't academic?