Welcome again to another one of my life stories, today's topic is about all my dealers of my stoners past. I'm going to share all the awkward,silly,and some times dangerous stories that some or maybe all of us have had happen. Hope you have your coffee, your bud, and breakfast ready,it might be a great read. Weather your in bed or your some where else, I hope I can entertain you. what was your first dealer like? Did you have to go through a friend of a friend kinda deal(not the best bet in my opinion)? Or maybe he's one of those shady creeps who tells you where to meet,usually a place you never wanna be. Maybe you got lucky and your first dealer was a grower. Well mine, was my friend's brother. Upon entering high school it seemed as if I completely stopped caring for school. I know, I know, I'm a bad person, and I do regret my past choicies...a little. But it was fun at the time to skip and go drinking at my friends brothers place. Since my school was only a few blocks a way I would leave my house and tell my parents good bye, like I was going to school. They thought I was going to school and for the most part I did...until lunch. Where I would slip out the school and run to my friend's brother's place, where me and a few other delinquents would meet up and pretty much do what ever we wanted. But at the time pot was not my interest, I was more into drinking. But that did not stay that way forever. As time went by I got courageous enough to give weed a try once more, but I didn't want to use a bong because it gave me bad trips. Thus entering dealer #1 1st dealer: code name Joe. I used this guy for pretty much the entire time I was in high school. Since it was my friend's brother, and cause I was there practically every day he gave me a good deal on what we called shwag or Mexican dirt weed. And then soon I had money to get chronic. I used it quite the bit and learned a lot from him. 2nd dealer:code name James. As all things do good things must come to an end and the time at job's house came to an end eventually. And it did Joe got arrested for attempted murder and rape, I guess being around high schoolers made him insane, I don't know. So what was gonna do I had to find another, took me some times but I met a guy at work who ended up knowing a guy, although it was bad quality. But I did not care. So I assume we have all lull had to do this at least once, I gave my money to a friend who knew a friend, after a few buys I thought I could trust him with a big buy, I wanted half an ounce, I passed him the money. Never heard from him again. 3rd dealer:code name malakai, this here fruit cake was this gay guy I met at a bar, now I'm not gay and I got nothing against gay people. Some of my friends are gay. Buy this guy, this guy wanted to only sell to me in the attempt to get in my pants, LADIES I NOW know how you now feel. But I continued to buy from him for a quite a while although I never let him close to my family jewels. 4th dealer code name:Corey.this guy was insane and me and my room mate WILL NOT forget him. After smoking from the age of 15 to 22 I considered my self some what a pro, thus I took in my room mate to teach him all the ways of the bud. After some time he wanted to find his own dealer, instead of using my gay dealer. And he did, and this guy was insane in a great way!!!! One time when we were chilling in our apartment when HE gave us a call. Which was weird. He asked if he could come over. Being us, we THOUGHT CHILLING WITH A DEALER AND SMOKING!!!!! FUCK YEAH. So we said yeah. This guy came over with a large cup filled to the brim with what he said was train wreck. We looked at him puzzled, and asked what is was for, thinking there's no way he's gonna give it to us. He said, guys yall have been my best customers and this is what I bought myself to share with yall, we need to smoke it all today. We attempted it....needless to say that much in the time we had. . . What a day, I don't remember. I think that's enough for today, I hope this long story was enough for you to start your day and enlighten you a little bit about me and my past. I'm Not the best at writing but I hope you read it all. Share with me your stories of your dealers, and let me knew if some crazy this that has happened till tomorrow Stay blazing SATIN E. DRAVEN
Got arrested, and after a lot of crazy shit happened I got out of there, last I heard his sister went too, but I really don't know Maybe I'll write about Joe and being arrested tomorrow
but like attempted murder and rape?? you cant just leave that there and not elaborate lol, thats a very thin line for a pot salesman to cross hahah