My roomie is stealing my identity

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Acidphere, Jan 27, 2015.

  1. So currently as I write this He is wearing my hoodie and my shoes? He asked me to give him a bowl because he told this random chick he would match with her. I did because I'm nice, as he walks out of my room he grabs my pipe without asking and my cat as well. He tells every girl that comes over that he owns the house. We are renting and literally everything in this house is mine from the furnishing, to big screens, to every day stuff. Everything is mine.

    I can live with a bad roommate and stuff but this guy is stealing my identity. The other night he was super drunk with a few girls and guys. He told them the cat was his, he told him my Adidas cost him 80$. That's not it. This little dick gargoyle told them all about this business plan I'm in on. He told them my salary was his salary! He has no car because he has a dui and I have a truck and a car. He tells everyone the truck is his like a cock punch.

    I've talked to him several times about this but he doesn't care, I'm not asking for help this is just a little rant. I would drop him but at the moment we work together and I don't want weird tension. Oh not to mention he steals my lighters!!! This dude is getting people to like him by using my life and I hear all of it such a shame and weird situation. Lol


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  2. Wow, that sounds terrible. You have to do what you have to do.
     
  3. Next time he uses your identity tell him to buy pizza or something. Put him on the spot since he has your salary.
     
  4. Straighten everybody out, by kicking him out. How did it get to this, man ?
     
  5. I mean he has some money so he can buy shit like a pizza.

    So shit just hit the fan lol him and the girl came downstairs to play beer pong on one that I made. I have crazy lights in it and it has a glass top and I'm pretty proud of it. The first thing this girl says "holy shit you made this table!?" And he goes "no no no! My roommate made this". And I'm sitting like 3 feet away and started cracking up and I left the room. He ran after me and was like dude I didn't tell her! I told him that he was wearing my shit smoking my weed out of my pipe and you stole my cat from me for cuteness affects.. The only time you want to chill with her. He got all mad and ripped off my shit and threw it and said fuck you man and went back downstairs I'm about to go back down.


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  6. go the Sweet Dee route and catch that fucker on fire

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  7. Fuck that, it's your house. who gives a fuck about tension at work, kick his ass to the curb.

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  8. You know what you have to do..

    Do it...
    DO IT.


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  9. A person without his own proud identity is no friend to you.
     
  10. Watchu gon' do bout it, cuhh-z?
     
  11. #11 Exhazer, Jan 27, 2015
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    The way im seeing it like everyone else is. First how good of a friend is he? Like if that was a life long friend or a friend of a good amount of years. i would be like ok cause hes trying to get laid..you know..bros before hoes right? but tossing your shit throwing it or breaking it is one thing and thats disrespect in another persons home (your home i take it) therefore he would probably get his ass kicked. or just be like look dude, wtf are you doing. i dont know. i dont know how tense the vibe is..but at first i thought it was literally stole your identity lol.

    Other then that i would cock block the shit out of him..it would be funny. Just start asking him questions, be like oh yeah? where did you get the adidas...i would be slick as can be :)
     
  12. #12 bladedsha, Jan 27, 2015
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    Put that Fucker out... I've had Shitty roommates man it's not worth it. had a dude steal my bubbler I called him out and he threw it across.the room... Had a dude steal and try to sell a pair of my oakleys but lucky his friend didn't buy them and I got them back. Found out later he tried to sell them when
    I was wearing them and they asked if I had bought.them from him... Same guy took and ruined my bong. People like that are WORTHLESS kick him the fuck out.

    I could go on for days but don't have time..

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  13. Next time he starts talking about all the things he has just cut him off,
     
    "Yeah thats my truc-"
    "No that's mine and you're not allowed to drive."
     
    "I make so and so"
    "You don't work you bum"
     
  14. You called ripley?

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  15. Yeaa thats def crazy! this dude has some major issues. Id look into getting a new roomie cuz this could stem deeper.
    What if it ends up like that one movie "The Roomate" see literally!! its in the friggin title! an that one chick tries to kill her :blink:
    Ok soo sorry..I have a tendency to overreact! but still! Hes either tryna become you, or actually steal your idenitity for his own
    use..or! hes just a really fucked up compulsive liar. All I know is, adress this shit quick! He shouldn't still be living their after
    all that sh!t hes said/done. Once is entertaining, twice is enough but clearly its been more then that. I used to hang with
    this chick named, lets call her "Em" an everything I did she started to do. One day she started dressing like me, yeaaa buddy. I'm like
    of all the people to be like, she wants to be like me? It was cool at first but then its like, nuhh!! this chick was tryna become me! I said f*ck that! and stopped chilling with her. Some people are just f*ckn strange.. :hide:
     
  16. That just made my day 😂
     
  17. Atleast he's not taking out lines of credit under your name... Seems like you let it get this far OP can only blame yourself
     
  18. What? I've never heard of this happening lol
     
    I'd probably tell him to move his ass out if he doesn't change ASAP
     
  19. The way I see it, you have two options. 
     
    1: Accept it.
     
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    2: Go on a killing spree and blame this chump. It's the perfect crime!
     
  20. Fuck, man up and sock his ass.
     

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