Alright you're gunna need to take a trip to Walmart and pick up 30 ish gallons of Drano, some trash bags, and gloves
Ive met people like that. The dude is probably the biggest fuckaround in every group of people he knows, but he might be too on your friends dick for him to notice it. I honestly wonder why these people even want to be that way but I keep learning that many humans are willing to have ridiculous exaggerated terrible personalities that blow the mind of the average sensible person