College stoner smoking in shower sploof needed?

Are you retarded? Just go for a walk...You WILL get busted smoking in the shower....
SMH...

 

It's still going to smell pretty much no matter what you do. Maybe try some incense.

 

Roll a fat doobie, take a stroll...whats the big deal....

 

Wait I don't get it... You're living in an apartment and the other people in the apartment aren't cool with you smoking? Or you're all by yourself and the rules of the complex just say no smoking? Are there people that patrol looking for the smell of weed or are you generally left to your own devices?

 

Just buy some Ozium and smoke in a closet, use a sploof if you're still sketched. Unless you have DEA roommates I don't think you have much to worry about.

Next.

 

if your really intent on smoking inside you need to get a vape. burning the weed in any form will make it reek no matter how hard you try to make it not

 

...What...?

 

Just find a spot around campus on foot or on your car and make that your go to spot. Make sure its safe tho

 

Idk if op is reading anymore but suffice to say if you're in a single unit there's very little chance anyone outside your apartment would smell the smoke and it would be gone within an hour or two. Most of those places have separate ventilation so people can set the temperature individually. If you used a spoof there'd almost be 0 chance of smell. If there are other people living in your same unit, that's a different story; there's nothing you can do to guarantee no smell in the moment and people are going to start wondering why you spend so much time in the shower.

Check the terms of your lease, I doubt people can just bust unto an off campus domicile so even if they did smell it, fuck em, they can't do shit.

 

if you have a wet towel under the door with the sploof and steam you are good. never been caught smoking in the shower.

 

I must be out of touch, this is the first time I've heard of a sploof.  But the last time I had to worry about anybody smelling what I was smoking was in the 90's.  I wish I'd had one of these, it was harder to cover up back then.  We didn't even have Febreze, that wasn't introduced until '98.   

 

Smoked a blunt in a hotel once and tried the shower method with a wet towel under the bathroom door and the hotel room door... well long story short we made the whole 3rd floor stink! But like I said that was a blunt.
Why not just use a sploof to be safe?

 

Aww man don't do that. Take it outside. I was repeatedly accused of smoking in my room because the chuckos on the first floor would do this. The smell travels up the vents and reeks up the floors above. Lucky for me I rarely spent time in my own dorm and there was no way I could smoke in a room that I wasn't in.

 

 
You need a LOT of time... I have smoked numerous times in my shower at home but I am able to just leave the fan on inside the bathroom and do something else for about 30-60 mins afterwards without anyone checking in. I doubt in a college communal apartment-type situation you'll be afforded that much time after the shower without being interrupted. 
 
If you do however...
 
-Block under the door with a towel, place something heavy on it and make sure that nothing can escape through that crack!
-TURN ON BATHROOM FAN. Do not open the window yet as you will need the steam to get rid of the smell later
-smoke your weed, preferably in a bong or pipe, though a small joint would  be okay. Use a sploof if you can.
-Take a long, hot shower with LOTS of smelly soap, shampoo, conditioner, etc. make sure everything is steamy when you get out
-Spray some air freshener in the room
 
-Now, make sure the fan is left on with the door closed for at least 45 mins afterwards without anyone else checking in. You can go do something else just know you will be caught if someone goes in the bathroom before 45 mins is up 
 
If you successfully complete all those steps, you'll be golden. 

 

Or alternatively, you can invest in a good stealthy vape. Then you could even smoke in your room.