Whats The Stupidest Thing Youve Done High

While making Mac and cheese, I added the cheese before draining the noodles. Still ate it, more of a cheesy noodle soup at that point.

Dude nice avatar btw, Coco's the shit


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Similar story actually, I was making Mac n cheese, and forgot to add water before I put it in the microwave. The noodles singed, and the bowl busted in the microwave. The house smelt burnt for the next 5 hours.


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Noodles? It's called 'macaroni' and cheese for a reason

 

Danced in a field that could be seen from a highway to the song "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers. That or saw Shrek the Musical at my high school

 

Made brownies but forgot to add the eggs, which turned out awesome. Kind of like brownie brittle on steroids so awesome munchies. 
 
I've written essays while high, ended up titling one "What is it?", so that turned out great. It also included sentences like, "the blacks are protesting the white part of mixed children, and the whites are protesting the black in mixed children," (the topic was race in a book for English. I think what I wanted to say was that mixed children weren't accepted in either race's eyes because of their mixed ethnicity, but that's not how it came out). 
 
I used to go to school sky high all the time, but the burnout at the end of the day wasn't worth it. I much prefer smoking by night or on the weekends.

 

... But macaroni is a type of noodle...

Anyways, yeah I got so high I tried picking up my grinder filled with bud, not realizing the top wasn't tight, spilled my weed allll over my carpet.

Lost in a void, oh well.


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Smoking at the public basketball courts. I live in a nice community so the unnecessarily large police force has less than shit to do, may be fat but I can run boy

 

accidentally locking my dog in the bathroom.  
 
accidentally leaving the same dog outside after walking him ( i live in an apartment)
 
Im lucky to have such a kind forgiving dog  

 

I microwaved a hotdog for 10 minutes

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Passed a marked police car on the highway doing 80... as in, he was already doing 80 when I passed him. Didn't have a license but I had a PBA sticker on my windshield (all you had to do is make a $10 donation to get one) and some local cops name, said he was my brother-in-law and the state boy let me go. They even have a name for it, supposed to apply to cops from out-of-town but it's extended to their families too... "Discretion"
 
IDK if he smelled it or not but I was high as a kite at the time, stuffed my bowl and weed into my lunch cooler before pulling over. But that was the dumbest move I ever made while high, passing a cop on the highway and not even realizing it. Karma was on my side that day.

 

toasted in my room when I hear "____ you i'm not gonna let you live in this house work all day and smoke meth at night!" the voice was familiar to my fathers and I have a brother who was up late at night.  My heart was racing, and it was kicking in that my brother smokes meth.
 
Nope. 
 
I had my headset on, browsing on the internet so hearing anything outside of the headset was very muffled.  It was the TV.
Adult swim, damn you.
 
So yeah, don't assume when you are too high for life haha

 

Left a tortilla on the stove for half an houre turned away from tv and i literally could not see the kitchen the only reason i didnt notice the kitchen fire and house filled with smoke was the fact that i had googled where is waldo and my face was literally inches away from the screen embarked on a fruitless mission to locate that son of a bitch lol

 

By tv i meant computer moniter lol i forgot what it was called for a bit

 

correct me If I'm wrong but I thought macaroni was a type of pasta

 

You don't live in eastern Washington do you?