How can you run from someone but you cant run from them because theyre behind you and you cant see them

Discussion in 'High Ideas' started by zaw626, Jan 17, 2015.

  1. How can you run from someone but you can't run from them because they're behind you and you can't see them
     
  2. Dont look back
     
  3. You have to have a planned escape route, and hiding place, and then stick to it.  It also helps if you can run faster than the person pursuing you. 
     
  4. Your assuming that they intend to do you harm. Stop an see what they want? Of courze it could be an invisible alien that rips your face off an sucks your brains out thru your nazal cavity. On second thought, just keep runnin an hopefully u can outrun them:)
     
  5. in a word, CHAINSAW!
     
    go get your self a smokey 2 stroke of a bastard chainsaw. then, when ever you feel them behind you use the chainsaw to cut your own head off. then, when the person behind you follows you to hell, leave them there. its what i do in a situation like that.
     
    OR
     
    eat lots of banana's and when you hear the person behind you throw some banana peals behind you. when you hear the comical crash of a major 60 car pile up you know you got him. then run away and live happily ever after.
     
    OR
     
    bang his sister.
     
  6. This man really is a master of escape. Plz senpai teach me your ways
     
  7. How can you run from what's not chasing you?
     

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