I fuck prostitutes in Amsterdam

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by MrJamesDean, Jan 13, 2015.

  1. I spent months staying at the Westin, just around the corner from the Red Light district, doing business. When I had time I'd wander around the place, sit in a bar and get drunk and stoned.
     
    Walking by those cribs gave me the creeps. Skanky looking gash; made me think of cockroaches, the smell of lysol, and greasy sheets.
     
    I liked it though, sitting at a bar, beer in one hand and reefer in the other.

     
  2. Here he is again running his mouth...


    Chef.
     
  3. Idea:     Approach a random girl, Get her number, ask her if she wants to come over to smoke. She says yes. Turn on tv sit on couch.  once your stoned.. make your boner obvious. next, drool. Then get a blowjob or more. Leave with confidence, romance, or at least sexual satisfaction. 

    Other option...  Pay with token. Get ebola if condom breaks. Thrust into roast beef that smells like tuna taco shit. Leave with ebola and no money. 
     
    SS
     
  4.  
    Dude your kind of a douche

     
    Hey hows the world look from your high horse?
     
  5.  
    pretty optimistic as long as you stay away from paying for roast beef tuna fish pussy 
     

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