So0o0o0o...... one day when I was in the 7th grade, me and my neighbor ben skipped school. Ben was a ... unique... kid ... completely awkward in every way .thought he was a bad ass... no fear... no brain cells.. either way back to the story... We are waiting on the bus, on what had to be the coldest day in pittsburgh history, when we get the absolute worst idea... Hey lets skip school. So we take off from the bus stop head up the hill and into the woods. About a 1/8 of a mile into the woods is a huge plan of homes, a public pool and a park. It was still a semi wooded area and it was a Monday so we figured no one would be out and about. So we start hanging out in the park and figured out real quick that parks are closed for a reason in the winter... everything is metal , its freezing cold, and there is nothing to do... so naturally ... I spark up a nice ... terribly rolled... seed ridden joint of shwag ... (don't judge me ... we were all young and dumb and smoked that Mexican brick weed lol) I attempted to get Ben to smoke to no avail.. he didn't smoke and had no intentions of it.,. so now Im stoned... thirsty.. hungry... headache high.. bored... and time is moving slow as hell... and im the only one stoned lol.. an hour or two passes and its around lunch time.. I smoke the other half of the joint... we decide to throw icicles at each other... some lady sees us acting like idiots in the park when walking her dog .. which I might add .. was frowned upon in that park ... and decides the police are the best choice... since we were obviously hardened criminals and surely up to no good with our deadly icicles of doom... soon two rollers roll up... lights lit like a Christmas tree... hands on their tazers... she must have told them we were on crank or some thing.. lol either way the cops come over and are relatively nice .. explaining we should be in school and that they would ride us... now ben was sober and the cops dropped him off... I on the other hand got a lecture that seemed to stretch on for forever about the effects of drugs... the cop whose car I was in ... was the DARE program Lt. smh ... it was terrible... got detention.. went home.. got my ass beat... grounded for a month... mom searched my room.. found my stash... girlfriend dumped me when she found out I didn't invite her lol .. terrible ... simply terrible... oh well .. the next million times I skipped school went better lol ...
Some friends and I skipped school back in high school on a particular day and it was really funny. It was nearly the end of the term, and we weren't being taught anything, so we figured we would all just walk home. There were four of us and I was one of them. We made it to the footpath at the back of the school that led away from the school toward the local shopping center. Then suddenly we heard someone shout at us, "stop right there! get back to school!" It was Mr Fox, the deputy principal of the school. We all reflexively ran as fast as we could. Mr Fox was quite tall and seemed kinda fit. He chased us for a couple of hundred meters down the path and it was a scary experience. Aftewards though, we were all joking about how we got chased by a Fox
Ok so this one time me and my friend decide to dip at lunch and smoke a blunt anyway we were walking back from a pizza place and saw that everyones in the front yard for a fire drill we say ok wtv and we walk around (we had to slip in n get our stuff ) we get there and everyone is gone. Turns out they were all in the elementary school across the street haha it was fun explaining to allll the teachers were u were.
one time me and a friend skipped school to go to the skate park when we were 14, we smoked a couple bowls got on the bus and the skatepark was crawling with pigs, so we hid and smoked some more. Anyway when we got back we were thirsty and high as fuck so we got the brilliant (we were fourteen) idea of stealing a couple cokes from the corner store haha. We went in the store grabbed the drinks and got the fuck out of there, at least i did, my friend was inside and they tried to take his board away, all of a sudden this giant fat hispanic dude comes out of the store trying to chase me, he literally chased me across the biggest intersection in the city, construction workers laughing their ass off, caars honking their horn, it was just a disaster. So after about 5 minutes of this dude chasing me he couldnt run anymore and says, "stop im not gonna hurt you" so i stop, give back the drinks and that was that. After that we decided we would go to school since it was almost over and wait to see if anyone had any greens lol, on the way to the school this fucking sheriff drives by and we start to run, i hid in front of some dudes house and he just drove by, i got on my board heading to school and he pulls up right nextto me fml. The sheriff didnt catch my friend but caught me, and drove me to school lmao. They called my mom and she was pissed as fuck, later we went and seshed until like 2 am and i went home, twas a crazy day
Happened last year, my senior year of HS. Me and my buddy dipped out a side door that was a 2nd entry to the theatre/stage area. It's all dark bc we are walking across the stage then we get to the door open it and beams of sunlight shot into our eyes. Then once I regained my focus we saw like 8 police officers and 2 k9s searching through a car. Then we realized it was our buddies car. We just casually strolled by them, got in my car and left with disbelief of what we just saw.
Sophomore year in HS me and my gf at the time had a class together. Without details, I managed to get her horny in class... After class is over, we go to my house, get it on, smoke and then come back to school. Well I guess one of the principles saw us leaving the school, and knew we weren't supposed to be leaving (only seniors could). Both of us brought to office, they searched us and shit. Unlucky for me, I had a pocketknife in my backpack I forgot about. Got suspended for a good week. Wasn't bad though, parents didn't care much lol Sent from my iPod touch using Grasscity Forum
The first time I skipped I stayed in this apartment building in my neighborhood and was waiting for my step-dad car to leave so I could go back inside.. It never left.. Waited in the building for like 7 hours and around 2 o'clock I go to find out my mom and step-dad weren't even home the whole time and left in my mom's car I was pissed
I skipped summer school one day. The damn teacher called my folks that night while I was at work. My parental units searched my room and found my new water pipe along with my stash. I gave them the old "It's not mine. I'm just holding it for somebody." line. Of course they didn't buy a word of it. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Once, me and my ex friend Dave planned to go to school, and walk OFF school property before school started and go to the Target that was right down the street and do whippets, you know, those whipped cream cans that when you suck in the air it gets you high as fuck for like 5 seconds.. Anyways, we meet at school, and start walking off the property. We see a teacher driving up the driveway towards the school and as we are walking we wave to her hahahaha. Anyways, we get to target, get 2 whipped cream cans, a bottle of No2 and go back to school. When we get to school, my principal was outside but we thought nothing of it. But then as we pass the main office, we seem the assistant principal, my mom, Dave's mom, and 2 cops. We knew we were fucked. So we both had to go to a lab to get drug tested cause that's the rule if you walk off school property, but I also had a pocket knife on me that my other friend gave me and I went to the bathroom and ditched it thinking I was gonna get searched but never did so I threw away a good pocket knife Sent from my iPad using Grasscity Forum
Some great stories.. One time it was icy in the morning so my friend and I were pissed about not having a delay. We snuck out of school through a side door which was way easier than it should have been. So we drive around drifting and shit lol and we start to get bored so I pull into this park that has a long access road and start flooring it, I see my friend start to tense up and grab the handle and we look at each other with this funny look and I just crank the ebrake and the back of my car slides out.. I crank the wheel the other way trying to pull of a ''drift'' and/or correct this predicament I had gotten myself into and my car starts spinning around 360 and I just take my hands off the wheel lol. We spin 2 1/2 times and end up catching the grass on the side of lot, it stopped my car and spun it one more half rotation it was awesome.. no damage done!
Back in highschool me and my friend would leave school for lunch basically everday. We'd meet up at the lunchroom(both had some period lunch), walk to the side of the building where there was no security and just walk out. This day we both had some bud and go to this park to blaze. So after we smoked we head to this pizza place, and on the way there we see one of our teachers driving and we made eye contact for like 5 seconds but i thought nothing of it. So after the pizza we go back to school with like 5 minutes left in the period and as soon as we walk in a security guard walks over to us and told us to go to the securty desk. We both kept it cool and just talked to the security guards. He knew we were high but he didnt care. But he had to write us up for leaving school grounds. He asked for my name and i gave him a fake name just to see if i'd get away with it(I did lol) and when he asked for my friends name he gave him his real name and the next day he got suspended. JESUS GOT SHOT IN THE FACE
Well there's this road called "Brower" and it takes you all the way in a big circle and all of it is windy roads that are surrounded by woods because of a nearby park. Me and my buds would roll blunts up and just go joy riding and come back into school just for lunch then leave. Miss those days and everyone has grown appart and has started messing with unmentionables recently, except me. The funny thing is that the lady who has to sign us in every time we came in late always knew we were fried But didn't say anything.
hit up my dopeboy, walk outta my interpersonal communication class, go to his dorm, sells to me RIGHT in front of the entrance to the dorm, go back to class 10 minutes later with a dank smelling bag of lays chips dude sold me an eighth in a potato chip bag lmao
there was this park right by the school, man. we'd ditch 3rd period or at lunch and we'd go to that park and burn em' up. this was back in the day, son, nobody busted out their ipods or cell phones and listened to music. I had a cd player and some portable speakers though. so we just sat in the grass, in the sun, gettin baked, and then we'd go to Rally's across the street or Me & Ed's if we had enough to put in for a pizza.
Senior year, I was having a bad day and it was like 3rd period out of 6.. And I just decided to walk home. I lived like a 2:30-3hr walk away BTW. I was just walking and litterly like 10cop cars pasted me during the first 45minutes of the walk home and None stopped to see what's up.. Now what sucks is after that 45mins of walking I seen a friend from my neighborhood working on a house in construction so I stop and we talk for a few mins and we agreed to see each other later and smoke up. We say are goodbyes and I continue on.. Now if I didn't stop and talk to him I think I would of made it home here's why.. Maybe like 5mins after talking to my friend I was like 10feet from making a right on a T shaped road (left going nowhere just to some houses and more road..right going the way I needed to to go home.) And a cop stops me and asks what school I go to.. Blah blah blah he tells me to hop in. I do and I look on his computer and he had a route going left on that T road (fuck I almost missed getting stopped) he takes me back to school and releases me to school security.. I tell them I was having a bad day and they said we will talk about it later and send me onto class.. Never got in trouble too.
Back in high school my friends and I would sometimes leave school at lunch and go to this little spot that was hidden but relatively close to campus, maybe within a mile or two. We'd smoke in whoever's car we were in then immediately go get food. We always planned on going back to school but there were many a times which that didn't happen 😃 I remember there'd be some days where we'd skip school altogether and meet up at someone's house. The whole day would be a big blaze sesh. Those were the days man. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
My high school, depending on the security person, it cost 1 cigarette to leave and 1 to come back. This was 95 to 99. One time, we ditched and went to burgerking, stupid ass me, sat by the window by the drivethru, my mom and sisters wanted breakfa at before she dropped them off at elementary school. She saw me
In like my freshman year Me and my friend decided to skip and jump the fence to go & blaze at this park. So we got there and when you past this park even in a car you can see the whole panaroma the way its laid out so we finish blazing,were just vibin,I have a graphic tee on and my friend has his uniform even down to the khakis. So pigs end up approachin us and ask us for ID,etc they end up drivin us to school,left,got my moms called and loss her trust for the rest of my 9th grade year.
It was too hard to skip class in high school, because at my high school they called home, and there were consequences for unexcused absences. Not worth the trouble from the school or my parents. In college I never bothered to skip unless I had a good reason, because I was paying a shit load of money to go.
Went to school, at lunch a group of friends went down to the park with me an we smoke up. And we skipped the rest of the day. And 30 mins before school ends we go to a gazebo an sit down start smokin more. The vice principle left school and looked like he was going to the pizza place right across from the park. He sees us qnd stops (this vice principle was pretty chill, he got in an acident an got a greencard.) Anyways, he gets out and we hid everything. But somone forgot a nug on the table. He walks up ask what were doing an we say were not feeling good so we came to the park. (Tottally a dumb excuse) he sees the nug on the table laughes an says "your smoking weed" we all denied and he points at the nug, laughs again an took it an says have a good day then got in his car drove off. And we go back to school really sketched out. We never got in trouble or anything, we all think he took it an smoked it, an didnt say anything.