Guide to Smoking Indoors Using Any Method (Joint, bong, etc) Without Being Caught

Hi guys, long-time lurker and new user here. I have been smoking weed on and off for 6 years (which is a lot considering I'm only 22). I would like to share with you a valuable trick to smoking indoors with anti-weed parents in the home. It has never failed me, while smoking out the window with a sploof and febreze has multiple times.
 
You can use this process for ANY method of smoking you prefer (except a big blunt, I never tried that as the duration and strength of smell correlates directly to the amount of smoke that was created. A fat blunt = A LONG ass time for the method to work). 
\n\n\n1) Smoke in the bathroom with a towel firmly under the door crack. Sploof is optional. 
\n2) Turn on the fan and take a long, hot shower with LOTS of scented body wash/shampoo thrown in (sometimes I'll squeeze some shampoo out and just let it mix with the hot water without even using it on my hair). Spray some air freshener in the bathroom too for good measure. Make sure you're creating a LOT of scented steam. The mirror should be fully fogged up before you turn off the tap. 
\n3) LEAVE the fan on for at least 20-30 mins afterwards IF IT WAS A JOINT (the longer the better. Adjust length of time depending on joint size). If it was a pipe/bong hit, you should be good with 5 minutes. Keep the door closed. Again, the amount of time you'll need to keep the fan on with the door closed varies depending on HOW much you smoked and the method. If parents ask, say you're doing it to get rid of the steam or pretend you're taking a dump. My parents do the same thing (leaving the fan on after showers) so I usually just go do something else at this point.
\n***Don't open the window until at least the later part of step 3, as the steam will escape and not push the smoke to the ceiling where it can be sucked into the fan. I typically do not open the window at all as this causes more suspicion in winter.***
\n**If your bathroom fan is weak or needs a cleaning, don't try this method as it relies heavily on it working properly lol**
\n\n\nThe science behind the method seems to be that the smoke is pushed up due to the steam being far denser. The smoke is therefore the first thing the fan filters and the scented steam is the last, leaving a clean, fresh smell in your bathroom.
\nHope you guys try this method (if you haven't already) and it works for you as well! That being said, I bought a vape recently and it is the stealthiest investment I have made in my entire life. My mom will walk in a second after a sesh and smell nothing. If you don't have a vape on hand but want to smoke up, here's the trick.

 

 
Thank you! I see a lot of threads asking how to smoke stealthily indoors and I thought I would share my one fail-proof method. Happy tokin!