I am not sure where i heard this version, but i remember singing it at school with friends. _______________________________________ It t'was the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone was stoned – including the mouse. The bongs were resting on the chimney with care a thick pungent smoke was filling the air and then all of a sudden we heard a loud crash we ran to the window and fell on our ass. What to our blood shot eyes shall appear but a dirty old man and a few reindeer. He kicked down the door and said, "hold it, it's a bust." I said, "shit, who can you trust." He sat next to me with his bag full of buds we passed it around and we all had some fun. And then when it was over I said, "yo that was def," and everything seemed alright when he left "Off Dancer, off Prancer over that wall, you better hurry up before I blow off your fuckin' balls!"