Shut up and smoke some weed.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Danimal420smokE, Dec 23, 2014.

  1. #1 Danimal420smokE, Dec 23, 2014
    Ok, so you ever see someone that needs to just stop and chill the fuck out? You know what I mean-a person that you are absolutely positive would benefit from marijuana. This topic is about that person in your life.
     
    I will begin.
     
    My Grandma. I don't get it, she struggles from back pain and is totally grumpy because of it, but she won't smoke the ganja! I've even talked to my grandpa(who smokes his ASS -OFF!) and he says she will only drink.
     
    Everybody knows weed is better for you than booze. You don't see pain clinics prescribing Jack Daniels, do you?
     
    My Grandma needs weed in her life.
     
    GRANDMA, shut up and smoke some weed!

     
  2. #2 Old School Smoker, Dec 27, 2014
    NJ Gov. Chris Christy shut up and smoke some weed.
     
  3. #3 RednecKreations, Dec 27, 2014
    Ferguson, shut the fuck up and smoke some weed.
     
  4. #4 As Above So Below, Dec 27, 2014
    My GMA also. She just had a hip replacement and she's taking some strong painkillers. Of course she should still take the pain pills... She just got her fuckin' hip replaced!
     
    But I know opiates suppress the appetite so smoking weed would do her wonders.
     
    She used to smoke a lot of weed and do a lot of blow, she was a party girl in the 50s and 60s.
     
  5. #5 Baked4days, Dec 28, 2014
    My mom needs to smoke some bud. She's always stressed out about money and work and has to come home to a piece of shit fiancè my step dad and has to put up with his bullshit. She needs to stop thinking its so bad and more importantly she needs to shut up and smoke some weed.


    Smoke weed everyday
     
  6. #6 shepdawg, Jan 3, 2015
    My bosses. They are always like hurry up, whys the line down, how come you took so long at break blah blah blah. Im like, dude, chill out and smoke some weed. Shits not that serious man.

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  7. #7 CanIBeShaggy, Jan 9, 2015
    My grandma, who a religious freak..
     
  8. #8 Tryptamine, Jan 11, 2015
    Yeah my little brother and all his friends when they're on xbox live. I mean maybe not cause he's 14 but still


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  9. #9 LoveisKind, Jan 13, 2015
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    Jesus Christ, my boyfriend is 22 and needs to be told this. He acts like a fucking crybaby at times while playing Modern Warfare on Xbox Live.
     
  10. #10 DrJoint, Jan 14, 2015
    The entire British government need to chill dah fuq out !! ....peace



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  11. #11 CanadianOrganic, Jan 14, 2015
    Motherfucking Stephen Harper.
    My buddy just got one year for 3 ozs.

    Of course he did get arrested earlier in the year for a pound and a half...but he only got probation and a fine for that.
     

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