Farting around your significant other ?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by KeyedAbraham, Dec 23, 2014.

  1. At what point is it okay to start doing this ?? I can't hold it in forever
     
     

     
  2. We've been together almost two months but have been intimate since June.

    I let one rip every once in a while.
     
  3. Right away....I don't see the problem...
     
  4. if ya can't toot, she ain't for you
     
  5. Just do it in the beginning it makes things less awkward. My brother and his gf have been together for 5 years and she still hasn't farted in front of him... I swear he truely believes that she don't even poo. I personally think its funny and get a good laugh off of a funny sounding toot. I just hate it when they stink but it never last to long so it's alright. Don't bother me
     
  6. In college I had just started dating this girl, and was way too early in the relationship to rip one.  But the very first night we had sex I am laying there in bed holding a huge one.  Then she reaches over and tickles me and I lose concentration and RIIIPPPPP!  I was so embarrassed, but she just laughed it off.  She was a cool girl.
     
  7. Never.  I would let myself explode before I farted in front of anyone.  ANYONE.  My brothers are the same way.  
     
  8. Learn2loveit :lol:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArOGoSxIbFk
     
  9. Same here, bothers me when others do it so I refrain.
     
  10. It's a natural thing, doesn't bother me, it's like burping or sneezing, no big deal. If I'm in a relationship with someone they get me uncensored and uninhibited, if they don't or can't hang it isn't the right relationship. IMHO
     
  11. #11 Carne Seca, Dec 23, 2014
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    I was raised in a family where we weren't allowed to come out of our rooms unless fully dressed (this included socks) and we weren't allowed to sit or lay on our beds until bed time.  We worked from sun up to sun down.  Bodily functions were mere rumors and anyone who offended the air in the room was made to sit outside for an hour or two.  The biggest threat my dad had was,  "You're going to sleep in the shed if you do that again."   He made good on his promises.  
     
    He was old school Mormon.  Tough as nails and stricter than God.  
     
  12. That sounds bad and I didn't have the best childhood. I either got beat, left alone for days or just not acknowledged. I basically raised myself.
     
  13. Girl isn't the one if you can't bask in each other's gasses and juices lol


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  14. unless you can fart into her face then it's not real man
     
  15. After about 3 months, I got tired of never farting around her.
    Closed my eyes one day, let it rip hardcore, and she just laughed and said "Babeee!!!"
    Been farting around her ever since.
    If she doesn't complain or ridicule you for farting around her, she's the one.
     
  16. U gotta let that shit go. Literally.
     
  17. Lmao!! Funny topic, crossed my mind a few times, I remember with my ex-gf I would NOT do this, cause I personally wouldn't want a girl doing it in front of me, therefore it should be even. But hey IF YOU CANNOT hold it in, just take a few steps away and let go and laugh about it, big deal ! lol
     
  18. yes. i think its funny, only when i do it tho.
     
  19.  
    Naw.  He loved us but that's the way he was raised so he carried on the tradition.  He was the first one to hug me and tell me he loved me when he found out I was gay.  I was expecting him to disown me and kick me out of the house.  Crazy ol' fart. 
     
  20. I've heard my wife fart maybe 2 times in the last 4 years.
     
    Amount of times she's heard me fart?  Over 9000!
     

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