Would you rather?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by sammyjohollywood, Dec 23, 2014.

  1. go without smoking, it's not fucking crack bro


    would you rather fuck Jennifer Aniston with Angela Merkel's head, or fuck Angela Merkel with Jennifer Aniston's head?

     
  2. #302 spliffhitter77, Oct 5, 2015
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    Fuck Jennifer cuz that a hot ass white girl...



    Wouldja rather fuck Seth rogan with snoop dogs head or fuck snoop dog with Seth rogans head? Lmmfao
     
  3. Go without smoking for a week. Haha I own 2 cats myself so that'd be disgusting as all fuck. Plus, i only smoke like 1 - 2 times a month. Haha

    Would you rather watch 2 girls 1 cup or suck your dads cock?
     
  4. Already seen 2 girls 1 cup so watch that again of course...


    would you rather lick ass or pussy?
     
  5. Pussy.
    Would you rather wear adidas or Reebok for the rest of your life?
     
  6. Addidas for sure. Reebok is english crap.


    Nike Air Max vs addidas samba?
     
  7. Adidas samba all day!
    Would you rather be known for winning a pogo stick competition or a skip it competition?
     
  8. Pogo stick champ.


    Square swift kick in the nads or gooch waxed?
     
  9. gooch wax actually has a positive outcome of not having such a hairy ass, so ill take it
    Jack of all trades, or become a master of a single, favorite trade?
     
  10. Single favorite trade. Would you rather eat plan rice or green beans for a year straight
     
  11. Green beans, possibly more nutritious?


    Would you rather get stung by a hornet or open hand slapped in the face.
     
  12. Stung, open handing slapping by a man can still lead to a knock out.


    Punched in the face by a boxer or kicked in the legs by a karate guy?
     
  13. #313 nugbuilder, Nov 8, 2015
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    Sorry, double post
     
  14. I think I would take the leg kick.


    Would you rather wear shoes 1 size too small for a month or wear a girdle for a month?
     
  15. Girdle all the way. That shit would smooth out my lil belly flab and make me look all shapely like a real woman.


    Rather have lingerie on or lingerie off during sex?
     
  16. If I were the person of subject, doesn't matter. Both is sexy. If I was with a woman, lingerie on her is pretty hot. Black or red preferably.

    Be reincarnated as a dolphin or bird
     
  17. A bird!!!!! Haha that be sooooo fuckin sweet to fly!!!!! Haha

    Would you rather eat shit or drink piss?!??
     
  18. Drink piss everyday of the week. It's sterile when straight from the bladder at least....


    Would you rather punch George Bush Jnr in the face or finger jab Jennifer Aniston up the bum?
     
  19. #319 shinkets, Nov 12, 2015
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    Finger in Jens bum for sure. Would you rather fight a horse sized duck, or a duck sized horse
     
  20. horse sized duck.
    Would you rather go out with Madonna or Cher?

     

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