Oops Now luckily shes on birth control and has been for 4 years. She says shes only missed two doses in that span which to me seems fairly impressive. I've never seen her not take it, and always at like the same time of day give or take an hour or two. her last period started about a week ago, and shes on a 28 day cycle so i don't think shes started ovulating this month but hell what do i know. So GC, is it gonna be all good or should i start thinking of baby names ?
You should be fine. But how old is she? Is she on BC to prevent pregnancy or to manage her periods? Some very low dose BC pills are great for managing periods, but not strong enough to prevent ovulation in some people. But based on your estimated time of her last period, you should be good. Ovulation usually occurs 12-16 days after she begins her period. But sperm can live for 7 days in a vagina (lucky sperm). But next time to be ultra-safe, clean it out of her with your tongue.
I feel conflicted. I want to like this post because it was funny but you attack'n my homie like that make me feel all confused and shit.
Just like this one instead where I compliment him for making me snigger at his idiocy. Thank OP P.s. I love Cawdsy
Of course the unexpected can always happen, but the point of a woman taking pills for birth control is so the guy can empty his nuts inside of her. So OP: She is on the pill and you routinely DON'T give her the full shot? Why not?