When I was 18, my buds and I used to gather in my old Grandmas house...she had recently passed away...I'd play my Gibson Les Paul, use the voice box and get plastered...when it was time for a few of my friends to leave, I walked out on the front porch, high as fuckin Sputnik when I spotted a cop parked just down the road to my right...looking left I spotted another cop parked two houses down to the left....right AND left! I turned, ran straight through all my friends, parting a hanging layer of bud smoke like a ship wake, straight through the living room yelling "PIGS! RUN!"...out through the dining room, the kitchen, busted open the back door, straight off the Porch, through the back yard, over the back fence with a jump and roll, and 200 yards farther into the woods before I dropped and looked back, gasping for breath like a fuckin marathon runner, face buried in the wet leaves...peering out, lookin for cops......10 minutes of silence...I crept back, went into the back door real sneaky like...into the front room..everyone was still there tokin up....."What did ya say man? Wanna hit?".......look outside, cops were gone......I had just freaked the fuck out and no one else even registered.....that was fucked up....
One time I got so high.... I puked so hard I turned inside out! Been stuck this way every since. Chef.
One time I was so high (on Cinderella 99 and about 80-100 micrograms of a certain highly psychedelic unmentionable) that I felt like my room was floating in space and my bedroom door was a portal to another world or something. Also little tiny entities, like ant-sized fairies, were running around on my carpet or something...
One time I was so high that I couldn't stop staring at my feet. When my friends asked me why, I told them..."So that's where I end. It's good to know where you end."
My vision went black, but I was still awake. I have no fucking clue why that happend. So I'm gunna blame it on being to high and hair dye fumes
Last night I got so high I fell asleep while jerking off. Didn't even know until i looked at my phone in the morning and a porno was still playing lol Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
I got so high I forgot my girlfriend was right next to me, I was on my phone and pretty focused on it. I put my phone down and caught my girlfriend out the corner of my eye. I nearly shat myself. Had a good laugh afterwards though. long ass porno dude