Found awesome girl who likes to come over and

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Champawattiger, Dec 16, 2014.

  1. Smoke with me

    Watch anime with me

    Give me blowjobs.

    I told her that I didn't want to be in a relationship though, and that this was strictly FOB type of deal, and she was totally cool with it. I think I just might have hit the jackpot.

    Here's the shallow part. She is not the hottest girl around, she's a pretty brunette, id say she Is a 6.8 - 7, 7.5 if she actually wore makeup. She's really into the whole smoke tons of weed, listen to hippy music thing, but I mean that's okay. I still feel like my ex is much much superior in the looks department though..looked like Audrey Hepburn (spell that right?) but wasn't nearly as cool. I still feel like I hit the jackpot though, because not many girls come over specifically to watch deathnote and have sex. Any similar experiences?


    Beware the champawat tiger
     
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  2. #2 JuicyJaydon, Dec 16, 2014
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    Damn dude send her over here ill fuck her like a 9.5 - 10
     
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  3. I have a couple people I have met on okcupid. Some people just want to fuck and smoke. I'm down with that. Can't really fool around anymore. Taken. Lol
     
  4. just wait until she says she wants a relationship.
     
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  5. Or that she's pregnant :O


    We call him Chief Kief now
     
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  6. #6 Messiah Decoy, Dec 16, 2014
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    So your ideal girl has the looks of your ex but the brain of your current fuck buddy?
     
    Now you know what you're looking for, so keep searching.
     
    In the meantime wrap it up. You don't want to get trapped with an unwanted pregnancy because of anime and blowjobs.
     
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  7. O.P can you post a picture of your ex so we can all have a good laugh at how she looks nothing like Audrey Hepburn? People love to blindly relate a partner to a celebrity when in reality they look nothing alike. It's just delusion at it's finest.

    I know this post seems like an attack on the O.P but it isn't meant to be. I am simply pointing out an obnoxious thing that a lot of people do. It's no different than every parent thinking their baby is the cutest around. Just felt the urge to point that out. 
     
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  8. Fixed it.
     
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  9. #9 CanIBeShaggy, Dec 17, 2014
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    You have a girl.. who is coming to your..house and giving you blow- Im sorry did I not read it right. No I did.. YOU HAVE A FUCKING HIPPY CHICK WHO JUST COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND GIVES YOU BLOWJOBS AND YOU'RE FUCKING BITCHING RIGHT NOW.. you sir, are a dumbass :smoke:
     
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  10. Young man remember one important thing " Beauty is only a light switch away!"
     
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    THIS! :smoking:
     
  12. Cant wait for karma to chime in :smoke:


    Karma, where ya be? :pOke:
     
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  13. Explain to me what I'm doing wrong? Why would karma "chime in" on me?


    Beware the champawat tiger
     
  14. Nope. Never watched deathnote
     
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  15. No she really does. Obviously I'm not going to post a picture of her. You don't have to believe, this is the internet .


    Beware the champawat tiger
     
  16. just dont forget the condom
     
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  17. Nope, she's been staying with me for the past week. We've both established that no relationship will come out of it. Honestly though I think I'm the one that will end up "catching feelings" first. She got me a vape pen :*


    Beware the champawat tiger
     
  18. lol it doesnt matter what you have established bro. eventually she will want a relationship or she will leave yo ass high and dry.
     
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  19. wear a condom
     
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  20. ANIME AND BLOWJOBS PLUS WEED? Dude, GET her preggers. Trap her, bolt her down.
     
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