How much bud do I have to smoke in order to ascend into God-hood?

Discussion in 'Religion, Beliefs and Spirituality' started by Genghis Chron, Dec 15, 2014.

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  1. #1 Genghis Chron, Dec 15, 2014
    Hi, I've recently been reading about the dead sea scrolls and about the chronilogical sequences that the prohet Eradu used to ascend unto God-hood and go on to create numerous different universes.

    My question is, how much weed do I have to smoke to ascend unto God-hood? Any help on the aubject would be appreciated.

    Sent from a Pineapple under the Sea.
     
  2. #2 Thejourney318, Dec 16, 2014
    17.2 grams
     
  3. #3 Tokesmith, Dec 16, 2014
    By not smoking weed at all.
     
  4. #4 dokc, Dec 16, 2014
    Cats do not partake in the frail efforts that humans embark on.
     
  5. #5 Messiah Decoy, Dec 16, 2014
    The only way you can ascend to god-hood is be worthy in unexplained ways.

    Good luck.
     
  6. #6 -13 Amp-, Dec 16, 2014
    Yes
     
  7. #7 Adam182, Dec 16, 2014
    You inject it up your anus.
     
  8. #8 BudButler, Dec 16, 2014
    the fact that you posted this proves you will never reach god level
     
  9. #9 Genghis Chron, Dec 16, 2014
    Question answered.

    Sent from a Pineapple under the Sea.
     
  10. #10 NorseMythology, Dec 16, 2014
    Smoke? Ya gotta eat it, 1.618 lbs prolly
     
  11. #11 Old School Smoker, Dec 16, 2014
    Trolling? Or are you serious?
     
  12. #12 Mantikore, Dec 16, 2014
    You're supposed to give away your material possessions.. not smoke them. So if you need me to help you with your spiritual journey, I'd be more than willing..
     
  13. #13 Kush cookies, Dec 16, 2014
    Put down the doobie and go get some fresh air dude.
     
  14. #14 Blix, Dec 16, 2014
    None
     
  15. #15 Sade, Dec 16, 2014
    11 marijuanas
     
  16. #16 Genghis Chron, Dec 17, 2014
    Defs trolling bro, you know I got a head on my shoulders. At least I do right now.

    Sent from a Pineapple under the Sea.
     
  17. #17 Brother Urb, Dec 17, 2014
    40,000 joints in 15 minutes. :smoking:
     
  18. #18 yurigadaisukida, Dec 17, 2014
    ExCtly

    No possible way yo smoke enough yo become God

    You will have to use edible

    -yuri
     
  19. #19 Old School Smoker, Dec 17, 2014
    You cannot achieve godhood unless i teach you and allow you to be a god.
     
  20. #20 Genghis Chron, Dec 17, 2014
    Where do I sign up?

    Sent from a Pineapple under the Sea.
     
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