Congrats, OP. You didn't get fired even though you managed to screw up enough to deserve it. Let this be a lesson, and one that actually sticks this time (reference to your other thread linked above) that you aren't a god who can fuck up without consequence, but instead you are just another human who was shown grace. I think it is smart of you to consider this your first strike even though it wasn't mentioned, just in case you fuck up again and don't think you have one more chance than you actually have.