Dumbest thing you thought or said when high

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by lStoneylThelBear, Dec 13, 2014.

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  1. #1 lStoneylThelBear, Dec 13, 2014
    Whether it's just a simple mistake like not know where the moon is to accidentally telling your parents you smoke.
     
  2. #2 Currin_0, Dec 13, 2014
    I was coming down from some stuff and I smoked some to help the comedown and I got retarded high..so when I was in the car with some people I just said dude.. The suns following me..
     
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  3. #3 HANGtheDJ86, Dec 13, 2014
    "Are we still going to walk the watching dead?"
     
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  4. #4 WaxPayne, Dec 13, 2014
    "Let's go ask that police officer over there"
     
  5. #5 Carne Seca, Dec 13, 2014
    "Save the cheesecake!!!"   (the great cheesecake crisis of 2011)  Long story.
     
  6. #6 ?n0way, Dec 13, 2014
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    "I don't think I'm high but.. I smell like weed.. And I look like weed.. Wait.. What?!? Fuck, I'm stoned."
     
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  7. #7 steadyglobbin, Dec 13, 2014
    always remember, never forget.
     
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  8. #8 Moofie, Dec 13, 2014
    I don't remember the conversation but my buddy (we were smoking and shit), he tried to say Canada, but said Canaydia. Looking back now it doesn't seem that funny but at the time it was hilarious

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  9. #9 cmusba, Dec 13, 2014
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    I don't do stupid shit when I'm high.
    How ever there was this one dumbass freshman kid at my school who Edited
    the mistake?: don't sell 14 year olds drugs.
     
     
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  10. #10 Sade, Dec 13, 2014
    I've heard this before
    Believe me we all do embarrassing shit. Sober too. Don't be shy little guy. Ha ha. But seriously c'mon :p
     
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  11. #11 RednecKreations, Dec 14, 2014
    I was painting my daughter's room. Started at the top of the wall, and freaked out when I got paint on the bottom of the wall...

    My wife still gives me shit.
     
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  12. #12 Wobby woo, Dec 14, 2014
    If this is how retarded people feel, I wanna be retarded.
     
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  13. #13 wtfjusthappened, Dec 16, 2014
    I thought about going to alaska and start selling necklaces made out of ice cubes strung together.

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  14. #14 arror, Dec 22, 2014
    "Surfs up maaaaayynnnnnnn"
     
  15. #15 AlexJacK, Dec 22, 2014
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    I asked my dog where I put the rest of my joint and actually waited for an answer...
     
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  16. #16 lStoneylThelBear, Dec 22, 2014
    I was cleaning my room when a mouse ran across the floor and I was like AYE yo man fuck this shit and after like 30 minutes i go "yeah man I mean we could end up being like that dude from the green mile and be totally chill and then like get high together and go to parties and be those people and be so awesome and everyone would live you and shit yeah"
     
  17. #17 Lou420NorCal, Dec 23, 2014
    Thata dope as fuck bro


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  18. #18 RipperOfBongs, Dec 23, 2014
    Thought Christmas and Thanksgiving always fell on the same day every year. Was tripped out, and, then realized how stupid I am lol

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  19. #19 TheNomad, Jan 21, 2017
    What if...the government is actually owned by WWE. Trump used to guest star on WWE, and his episodes are some of the highest grossing most viewed episodes in existence. So why wouldn't he star in their ultimate staged show. THE 2017 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. THEY GET THE VIEWS BECAUSE THEY OWN THE NEWS STATIONS THAT COVER THE ELECTION. THE PRESIDENT OF WWE IS VINCE MCMAHON....so our REAL president IS Vincent Kennedy McMahon.


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  20. #20 Stoneycaverns, Jan 21, 2017
    "I'm so stoned, I can hear my buzz" was something I said when baked and hearing a humming sound. It was my refrigerator.
     
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