Whether it's just a simple mistake like not know where the moon is to accidentally telling your parents you smoke.
I was coming down from some stuff and I smoked some to help the comedown and I got retarded high..so when I was in the car with some people I just said dude.. The suns following me..
"I don't think I'm high but.. I smell like weed.. And I look like weed.. Wait.. What?!? Fuck, I'm stoned."
I don't remember the conversation but my buddy (we were smoking and shit), he tried to say Canada, but said Canaydia. Looking back now it doesn't seem that funny but at the time it was hilarious Sent from my HTC6500LVW using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I don't do stupid shit when I'm high. How ever there was this one dumbass freshman kid at my school who Edited the mistake?: don't sell 14 year olds drugs. The discussions of "Other Drugs" is not allowed. ICGreen
I've heard this before Believe me we all do embarrassing shit. Sober too. Don't be shy little guy. Ha ha. But seriously c'mon
I was painting my daughter's room. Started at the top of the wall, and freaked out when I got paint on the bottom of the wall... My wife still gives me shit.
I thought about going to alaska and start selling necklaces made out of ice cubes strung together. Sent from my SCH-R950 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I was cleaning my room when a mouse ran across the floor and I was like AYE yo man fuck this shit and after like 30 minutes i go "yeah man I mean we could end up being like that dude from the green mile and be totally chill and then like get high together and go to parties and be those people and be so awesome and everyone would live you and shit yeah"
Thought Christmas and Thanksgiving always fell on the same day every year. Was tripped out, and, then realized how stupid I am lol Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G900A using Grasscity Forum mobile app
What if...the government is actually owned by WWE. Trump used to guest star on WWE, and his episodes are some of the highest grossing most viewed episodes in existence. So why wouldn't he star in their ultimate staged show. THE 2017 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. THEY GET THE VIEWS BECAUSE THEY OWN THE NEWS STATIONS THAT COVER THE ELECTION. THE PRESIDENT OF WWE IS VINCE MCMAHON....so our REAL president IS Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
"I'm so stoned, I can hear my buzz" was something I said when baked and hearing a humming sound. It was my refrigerator.