Just like a good viking names his sword a good stoner names his pipe! I'm of the opinion every good weapon must spill blood to be named, and every good pipe must alternately be shoved into a womans pussy during steamy stoner sex and/or sucessfully hidden during a police search. Only then will the name be earned. I would call it; Witchdoctor.
I'll graciously accept that Nobel prize from such a prestigious toker of the medicinal marijuana that us youngsters call...the greeeen stuff haha.