Black Friday; fmfl

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by bobhasbitchtits, Nov 24, 2014.

  1. So I found out I have to put on a big ugly fluorescent coat on Black Friday (actually, thanksgiving 5pm to 12) and walk around the outside of the store soliciting credit to customers standing in line.. I'm pissed. I never go to work high because I'm too much of an airhead, but you can bet your ass I will be dabbing before work.
    What are you all doing on Black Friday?


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    do you work at disneyland? :p
     
  3. Bruh, I am not patient enough to work at Disneyland. The only way I could work at Disneyland is if I got to be a Princess, and I'm not pretty enough for that xD


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  4. Who's bob? And does he really have bitch tits? I think about that every time I see your username.

    On a serious notr that blows. I gotta work thanksgiving but only in the morning.

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  5. #5 Nerd139, Nov 24, 2014
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    What are you talking about? You are perfect!
     
    You do a little dab,  get put in a Goofy costume, and then you run wild.
     
    Any crazy shit you do people will think is part of the act
     
    "Oh that's classic Goofy alright laughing at the silliest things"

    I wonder that too
     
  6. Bob? Bob from the testicular cancer support group? The one with the bitch tits.


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  7. Lol @ the white knight above me. Her name is a reference to Fight Club.

    I am between jobs until February and don't start school again until January so I am going to do whatever I want. 
     
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    Ah Bob does have bitch tits
     
  9. You lucky son of a bitch xP


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  10. I've never had the pleasure of working black Friday in a capacity where it was any different that every other Friday...

    Good luck. Enjoy those dabs.
     
  11. I have to work thanksgiving as well from 1:30-10pm but atleast I'll be getting paid time and a half the whole day so I can't complain!


    Wraaaap the night around me, blanket of black on my back, I feel safe in the darkness...
     
  12. Work 10 hours on thanksgiving but it's double time. Black Friday I'll be visiting my family and possibly hunting lol.
     
  13. Clicked on thread because you are mad cute (also, I'm not a creep). Anyway, I'll be in Minnesnowta for Thanksgiving, which is home to the Mall of America, or the largest mall in America. Been there once when I was 16 and it was ok, but what I do not want to do is wake the fuck up and go to it after waking up on what will most likely be a cold ass snowy morning. So, what I'll probably do is wake up, have leftover turkey and whatnot, and begin my day with a few shots (since I probably won't be able to get a hold of buddha in the short time I am there).
     
    Hope it doesn't suck too bad trying to coax people into getting credit, though. All the best.
     
  14. I'm ma be cooking for a restaurant in the mall.of america kinda wanna just say fuck this shit my shift starts at 7 am and ends at 5pm

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  15. You say you are not a creep but you start the post mentioning her looks and that being the inly reason you clicked

    Chris you need to be true to who you are. You are a creeper. It's nothing to be ashamed of. I remember when I first came out of the closet as a creeper. Boy were those girls surprised I was hiding in there.

    I shall train you, Chris. I will be your master Darth Creepius and you my apprentice Darth Personal Space Invader or Darth Vader for short.
     
  16. I worked a few black Fridays when I worked retail.
    Shit.
    I thought I was ready to talk about it.

    I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

    I gotta go...
     
  17. they weren't surprised seeing as how they already knew

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  18. I told my manager i wasnt working thanksgiving because i'll be too full and high to work lol. But i work black friday.... Alllllll fucking day ._.


    JESUS GOT SHOT IN THE FACE
     
  19. I have thanksgiving off but work 4am-1230 on black friday.
     
  20. Thank god I'm working Black Friday away from all that shit.


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